Part 1 - From Bad to Worse.
I don't want to be surrounded by midgets!_ i thought to myself. bertain patted me on the shoulder. 'i'll be back in a couple of hours, ok?' lasgoni spent his time carefully explaining the various forms of powers and their abilities.
The Reluctant Gladiator; Part 2
Kind of a cross between a midget space shuttle and something out of star trek. it was the same dusty brown as the desert, and had graceful wings. the cargo door was open, and eldger led the group to it. inside the shuttle was clean and bright.
Rayguns & Rifles - Bounty Hunter
The kid's holding a midget gun dead-level. he looks down. blue blood is washing the sand from his chaps. bang! his hat flies off, mottled blue. bang! the gun pours its waste over his hand. bang! everything goes dark. bzzz-zap!
Tale of the Wayward Dragon: Temptation(Illustrated story!)
She preferred to assist that damned youth with his wagon while those three midgets poked and prodded rynthara with their tiny fingers, as if she was a freak of nature.
Everyday Life, Part 2
Hey midget." he added, looking at terri in the back seat. "hey bigfoot." she retorted. she called him this because trace had exceptionally big feet, coming in around a size thirteen, but i guess that was kind of normal when you were 6'4".
The Short, The Furry, and the Horny
The 3'5 midget gazelle yelled up at him. he gave a crooked brow, "you have a nasty attitude." he dropped her books and sat down. she growled a bit than sat down, about seven feet from him. the rain picked up into a downpour.
A Little Luck
midget fennec leprechaun gold was the cause. and he was getting his shits and giggles watching crisp embarrass himself. "bingo!" crisp jumped back.
HATSSSSS Chapter Fifteen
It was like yesterday, if uh, we were both midgets.” “how much has happened since then, though?” leo had to clarify so it didn’t come across as an insult. “i mean, has anything really shaken up your life?” missy looked to the television screen.
Prologue to Lucky Me
You mean the little midgets in green granting wishes to those who catch them? nah. i never even seen a ghost." she wrinkled her nose, in an almost equine-like way of displeasure. "not all is as it appears, mr. horgan.
The Real Myles: A New Life
"oh, i'm sorry midget, i didn't knew i had an appointment." he was kind of an asshole sometimes, but nobody took him seriously because of his size. he was generally a funny guy though. "james? what the fuck are you doing here?"
Dragonheart: Love Never Dies
"alright then," said the midget, "tell me, who is hiding them?" "okay... okay..." the gingerbread man's eyes darted around. "do... you... know... the muffin man?" "the muffin man?" asked the midget raising an eyebrow. "the muffin man..."
Luck Me A Man Tonight
Too short to be midgets. was that politically correct? i mean, they were very small, but somehow that made them very scary. no, not scary, creepy. why is it that the smaller things get, the creepier they get? a feral lion charging at me was scary.