Allen and James: Part One
"no, you retard, i'm gonna snipe the shit outta you!" he swiped the game back and shouted "fucking bring it on!" as he invited himself in.
The Life of Zynder
Don't look at me you crazy retards!" the teacher must have been deaf because he didn't hear not one word of profanity that zero had just shouted.
Under Cloak of Darkness: Chapter 3
#3 of under cloak of darkness (song: the beautiful people by marilyn manson) (scene: dameon opens the door) he spun the wooden bow staff with all the grace and majesty of a retarded penguin with tourettes syndrome. "ouch!"
A Funny Yifftastic Adventure, Part I
Well, seeing as this story is on a furry porn site, it was pretty obvious and any reader that didn't figure it out by now is probably retarded anyway. however for our slower readers, please refer to the last paragraph for a quick summary.
Threshold|Strangelands, pt. 1
."** **"so you're not that much of a retard, eh? smarter than i originally thought. not the most flattering way to describe the situ-_errrp_-situation at hand, but yeah, that'll do. now we need to find some fuel and, uhh..."
Commission: The viral porn (part 1)
She blushed in a spark of sanity, before her retarded mind groped them, squeezing the ticklish flesh. thus, she giggling and squeezed, enjoying that lovely feeling of groping her breasts.
Venom: Beautiful Killers. Part 23.
"i called his son retarded last week." she frowns at the cat's gasp. "don't do that. it's not that horrible." "you called damian retarded?" "and what do you know? turns out he is." "wow. that's serious."
DreamCloud's Café (Part 3 of 3)
A couple of closed minded retards..." "yeah that's right," the panther shouted as they drew near. "you guys stop and wait, i have a bone to pick with you!" "ugh..." solemn said. "is this a joke..." "no!"
Inferno High - Chapter 19
They're stupid and retarded!" "and that certain someone told me an interesting story." "what the hell are you talking about?" "they said, that there was this one zebra and an orca, they were really close." "who cares?"
The Royal Curse
--1-- The late afternoon sun glittered through the throne room's stained glass windows, casting a colorful display over King Iolite and Queen Amethyst as they sat on their royal thrones. They looked the very definition of regal as the sunlight danced...
Why Stay Silent?
There ya go, larr... maybe ya just gotta do some yes or no questions.... maybe he's one a them-- you know... a retard!"
Chapter 4: Loka Day 1
Pulling out the pin, you aim your extinguisher at the flaming pan that loka is stupidly trying to put out with her own hands and spray out the fire retardant. the fire retardant extinguishes the fire and covers the monster in white foam.