One Night, by the Docks

Daef was a stoner, and a pretty big one. they smoked every day if they could help it, so their tolerance was pretty high, and they definitely didn't expect to get laid flat by a few puffs from a joint.

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The Guy in Charge: Chapter II - Pouring His Guts Out

Characters: - lucas albermann - a german shepherd; sexy, athletic, and looooves him some diapz; closeted gay; 25 years old - karl "kay" braff - a stoner hare and lucas's co-worker and roommate; blazed more often than sober; bisexual

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The Cosmos Dethroned (I)

And yes, for me that happens with stoner dragons. part two of this story will come along at some point.

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Shattered Remains: Chapter 1

"yo...earth to stoner...you there." "nico...have you ever noticed that your black?" i blinked and looked at myself, realizing that he was talking about my skin. "no shit...i always thought that i was orange." i joked rather stupidly.

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Opposing Force

It probably was just some stoner's farm, but orders had come down from high up, and sergeant groznyi had assembled a team with haste to aid him with the investigation.

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Ch 2: First Crush

The worst was a great dane named dane (original, i know), who thought it was the funniest thing in the world... but, then again, i guess everything's pretty funny to a stoner.

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Smokey And The Pothead

"you may be a stoner, but even a brain-fried junkie should have been able to see that those pine needles were very dry and inflammable. it would have been just as dangerous to have your toke on top of a can of gasoline."

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The Moretti Boy Pt. 1

Then there is john (senior) a stoner coyote and an extremely talented drummer. chris (senior), a straight-edge coyote who is one of the funniest furs i've ever met in my life.

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Werewulf part 12

Your simplistic reverse psychology might work on stoners, but the average student could see it plain as day. i'll do you one more, i'll agree, me and kyle must not be that close.

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The Accidental Artist

You, the laziest stoner gryphon roommate i've ever had?" vince lifted his head back and laughed. "yeah! i spent a few hours on it." "do you know what this means, dude? i mean, sure, you can raise money for your hospital bills.

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Peachy Keen

._ "capybaras give off _major_ stoner vibes, you have to admit." "she's a very sweet person," meadow defended. _click-clack._ the capybara was also her neighbor.

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