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The euphemism causes peter's ethereal body to ripple with existential uncertainty. peter looks down at his naked fur body and realizes the apron didn't come with him. peter then realizes he killed his son without hesitation.

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Mystic Heart Odyssey - Chapter 21

"and no, that isn't just a flowery euphemism for getting a girl pregnant." kuna thought he saw another hint of a smirk for a moment. "really?" kuna asked, a bit wide-eyed. "i thought only spirits could do things like that..."

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Mad Lib(eral) Parents

"please stop with the sex euphemisms! my kneecaps are very distinctly _not_ 'snatched' right now!" evidently my desperate plea fell upon deaf ears, because mom just playfully sashayed over to the counter, digging through the contents of her purse.

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Prayer and Demon 4 - Vows

Pleasures'," she grimaced at the euphemism, "the pay was pretty good, but some nobles are kind of messed up.

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An Exceedingly Skeevy Party

They'd joked online about the culture of the con being rather "sex positive" (a rather tame euphemism, given the reputations of some of the room parties), and kazu had, after a few more glasses of whiskey than her usual, expressed her morbid curiosity about

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What Good Am I? Chapter Two

A fleeting temptation to ask ned if he and garrett wanted to hang out (_hang out_ being a euphemism for dinner and drinks followed by sex) entered diego's mind, but he shook the thought away, not wanting to intrude on ned's happiness given that garrett had

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UCR - Ratum (Ouricel Pt 2)

A euphemism, perhaps?" chucling "can be, but not with rahro. he wanted to actually swallow a sword." i need to start tallying how many times her jaw hits the floor. "surly even they can tell that is fiction!"

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Quarantine

Like if a log is a yoo... yoopha... euphemism? 'eu' makes a 'yoo' sound? then why the hell is euler's constant... never mind. like if a log is a euphemism for dick, and boot is like kicking! or just like a dominatrix boot or something.

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Beyond Faith

If you'll excuse the euphemism." "ser! i beg of you to remember your station and to whom you are speaking! this is the lord inquisitor!" the abbot said with a huff.

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An Honest Day's Mistake | Entree Size Commission

Full stay was the common euphemism for a lifer, someone looking to disappear into the system and never come back. of course, saki wouldn't know that.

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The Knight-Errant

She couldn't bear even to make a euphemism, there were already images springing vividly to mind. and why was she thinking about foxes? "or, perhaps we could take care of each other." the bespectacled fox said suddenly.

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Inside the Nebula (Story Commission)

In fact, to call that towering, imposing being looming over the whole region a giant was a euphemism. the man was close to what could be considered a living deity.

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