Dress to Impress
Now he was accepted even in the highest of mouse society as a procurer of delicate sweets: jird and dormice eunuchs from persia, hamster geishas from the far east, and (if the client in question was _very_ perverse) a selection of bats--all of them highly
Things vaginas are called
Chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster
Jon Mahon Chronicles
He went back to researching and found that jon had a weakness to areas full of poop, so in 2064 he invented a super-advanced human-size hamster ball for surviving in the sewers and saving the human race from jon's destruction.
Fairy Dreams
"what does a flying hamster have to do with now?" i stupidly asked. i had to resist the urge to slap myself in the forehead. there was silence for a moment; i could feel lupus giving me a 'what the heck are you talking about' look.
From the desk of the General. Mission 7: Doubt Squad
You can almost hear the hamsters on their squeaky wheels scampering in their heads as they process complicated orders such as 'hold your fire', or answering deep questions such as 'what you were thinking, you dumbass?'.
Zookeeper Into Monkey TF Story
** **he had always loved animals since he was a little boy. but, the closest he got to an animal was dogs, cats, birds and hamsters. he'd never been close to a tiger, lion or even an elephant. but now that he got his dream job, he was finally going
FAP: The Forth Night
The woman was fairly young looking, maybe in her early to mid-twenties, was a lovely hamster, and had been the shrine priestess here for... forty years? that couldn't be right. did they just not ever update her photo?
Kristall-Krieger - Kapitel 19: Falsche Augen
Voller freude nahm sie den hamster und streichelte ihn. ,,wo war er denn?" ,,in meinem schrank. keine ahnung, wie er dort rein kam", antwortete rika. ,,naja, trotzdem vielen dank." ,,kein problem."
Zootopia: Brave New World - New Jobs
There was another mouse, a chipmunk and a hamster. the hamster and mouse were both dressed into fine suits, and they clearly were there for an important meeting where they would find some good job, matching their apparent experience and skills.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #6
"looks like she's smuggling a hamster." said another. | [!
glowing [danganronpa] pt 2
His housemate didn't seem to be the warmest person, coming off as rather irritable and preferring to spend time with his hamsters rather than others. but that didn't bother izuru at all. he preferred being alone.
Burdens - Chapter 55: Distractions
In the less interactive parts of it were hamsters, snakes, mice, birds, and various types of fish. off in the corner were a couple of ferrets. an employee asked him if he needed any help, and he declined. merely browsing was what he responded with.