Put Me in the Trash

He couldn't believe one tub of the stuff cost almost as much as a pack of oreos™, and he knew those were over-priced. why, just the other day he'd walked into a gas station to do his shopping and saw they were up over six bucks.

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The Silverscale Arena: December 2020 Ch. 1 (Team Introductions/Bloodbath)

Samalla just pointed to cilf, who had done so because she almost got the last oreo. don't lie. you've been there. one oreo left and there will be blood if somebody tries to take it.

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Put Me in the Trash

He couldn't believe one tub of the stuff cost almost as much as a pack of oreos™, and he knew _those_were over-priced. why, just the other day he'd walked into a gas station to do his shopping and saw they were up over six bucks.

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Around the Track. Chapter 4.

Gingerbreads had been made in the shape of horses, most were accompanied by two peppermint oreo truffles and a penis candy cane between their legs. it looked like a mix between a bachelorette party and a christmas one.

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I Will Follow You Into The Dark

Turning his back to me, he walked into his room and before he shut his door he turned back saying: "if you say so cap'n" i returned to the downstairs to see the last of the new bag of oreos disappear into tom's maw... stopping in my tracks, i pointed

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Lavender Haze

Bandages, ibuprofen, oreos, and condoms (shape: rodent). "that'll be 19.96," akira said, tapping at a touchscreen monitor. as geneva took a shiny blue card out of her purse, the asian 'short- clawed' otter couldn't resist a fanged smile.

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Against the Horizon - 05 - Outbreak

"an american oreo, right?"a moment of silence. "...yeah. that's right. you're turning into a cookie," thomas replied, deadpan."i'm so glad i found a familiar face!" november exclaimed.

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The Merit Badge I Never Earned

I wasn't suchly inclined, and i made it worse with every oreo or double cheeseburger i shoved into my mouth. couple that with the raging hormones of adolescence, and i was a veritable chemical cocktail. i digress, however.

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Strength of Signal

_i'm out of golden oreos?!_ her ears turned red as her blood pressure skyrocketed. could this day get _any_ worse? she slammed the cupboards shut, the force of it stinging her paw for a second, which made her spin around apoplectically. "ouch!"

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Becoming a True Stallion - Chapter 4: The Epiphany

I wanted to suck those oreo-sized nipples. i wanted that powerful, vigorous tongue inside of my mouth. i wanted all of it. so. fucking. bad. my pace became more frenzied, as my cock continued to ooze out pre-cum.

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Teri's Lament

It's saturday, oreo cookie! let me sleep in-" xavier smacked him with a pillow again. "nope! you're lucky i'm a merciful god and not a wrathful one. otherwise i'd have used a bucket filled with ice water." he growled. "we covered for you.

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The Desert Rose Blooms

Erin shrugged a little and ate another oreo. "please do... i can't think straight at the moment anyway." cindy nodded, thinking over things as she started to describe everyone, the dresses and those who were there.

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