Fucking Hipsters
"you can put up skeletons, scarecrows, and simulated viscera, but in the end, i think most people are just made more uncomfortable by things being out of place."
Guarded - Episode 1
"i appreciate your work ethic, i can respect it, but you turn your ass around, go in there and confirm i belong here instead of standing here like a brainless scarecrow, or you're going to feel pain." "is that a threat? i can call the cops you know."
Luna and Thief, OI Ch 10
You're playing the role of a puppet, a scarecrow, or an entire theatre. **there's something underneath** **her strange costume.** _ logan cautiously got closer towards her neckline.
Maranatha - Chapter XIII, as told by Sybrand Brubaker
Now he's a few smears of blood on some unwashed concrete elevator shaft walls, a few unrecognizable hunks of meat on elevator roofs and inter-floor walkways and one scarecrow of a corpse, which i hold in one hand, my other clinging to the rung of the
Eudaemon: Part 8
Vampire said dismissively, still carrying her like she was little more than a straw scarecrow before glancing up as the other two entered the room, cherry's leather whip safely tied back in its place. "you guys get anything good?"
Camp Lycaon
I'm a goddamn scarecrow." he licked the disposable fork and spoon. "guess that's why i eat so much." arnold couldn't resist. "should eat a bowl of dicks. lots of protein for strong muscles."
MLP: Believing in the Impossible - Chapter Four
How does he act like a scarecrow for you so easily?" "caw!" "just like how i'm letting you rest on my head, hm? so, let me get this straight, he has no choice in the matter, right?
The Reluctant Guardian
I need something a little better than a scarecrow" i looked around before giving him a lopsided smile "this...this is crazy. i just wanna go and finish my burger.
Deadly Attractions : The Finale
With his crumpled pink shirt and stiff posture the lean borzoi looked positively like a scarecrow with a girly sense of fashion. gunther couldn't remember him being this nervous the first time they went together.
Three Dog Night
Originating from somewhere in the backwoods of kentucky, the skinny appalachian refugee in his baggy overalls loomed over her desk like a living scarecrow. even his hair was straw-like in texture and color.
August Short Fictions
#2 scarecrow "professor brainbender, why do you never take my mind?" the dalmation asked. the supervillain paused working on his latest device and pulled his goggles up to stare at the dog.
Hellscream's Worst Nightmare
He slipped in a goofy manner, but from his look, he was some sort of a scarecrow... or ragdoll wannabe. garrosh raised an eyebrow as the man approached and danced back and forth, clapping his hands together gleefully. "oh! aren't you a cutie?!