The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Five
Come on, like i would actually follow up the epicness that was chapter four with giant chainsaw swinging ducks? gimme a little more credit than that, guys. anyway, whether you fell for it or not, happy april fool's day, everyone!
Bear Ass Naked (final major edit)
It was built by hand using chainsaws and muscles out of the trees on the plot. took almost the whole summer of one year to complete, but it was more than enough to make one happy.
Confessions of a Dragon: Chapter 10
"don't worry, just use a chainsaw to crack me open. it'll be easier that way." i joke back at here, trying to lighten the mood. "no, that is not what i mean, you big silly." she wags her finger at me. "i know, i know.
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 13
Shit, are we gonna need a friggin' chainsaw too!?" "it's cracked, so we can just peel it away... it's not even very thick, but it's really dense. heh, this probably saved his life from the impact, but it'll kill him if we can't get it off..."
Bigger body, Bigger heart Part 4
He thought of it as being perverted, but as his mother once told him, "boy, if you ever have the urge to go out and slice your crotch off with a chainsaw for a girl, you know you like her!"
A Tale Of Two Horses, Act 2.
I start setting the master post, it has to be dug in because it's too big to ram in by hand, next come channels for the posts in at right angles to the master post, then take the supporting posts chamfering the ends down to a point with a chainsaw, boring
SY 10 - Halloween Cheer
"the severed limbs are back behind the chainsaw massacre display." she said boredly, then added, "but watch out, he sometimes spits blood on unsuspecting customers."
Earning His Stripes, Part 2
He felt like a chainsaw trying to be started. it dawned on him, in the remote part of his brain that was still capable of thought, that this must be the way cheetahs were, fast and hard at everything.
Down on the Farm - Sneak Peek
It was why he used the axe rather than a chainsaw: more time with his victims. even looking at them, huddling together, sentan intense shiver through him. _there's something wild about a bunch of trees together.
Shadow of Light
It ached, it felt like a chainsaw was cutting right down his skull. flashes of memories came back to his head, memories all blurred like smeared water paint.
A Trio of Teens vs. an Army of Machines [WS/Scat]
It was a big forest but she watched a robot, giant chainsaw for a hand, cut down a tree in a split second. it wouldn't take that long for them to enter a fail state. "don't let those robots tear down that forest!"
Quick Kills No.6 Mr. Chippy
I turned back to see my boot caught in the full wrap handle of an old red chainsaw. black and smudged with grease, covered in wood paste, i'd always wanted one.