Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 133

"ah, you mean that magikarp." chris laughed nervously, the girls looking at one another and doing the same with slight sweat on their faces. "yeah, that was, uh... some way to go." he added, scratching his cheek. "at least it was rather filling."

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Questionable Judgment

Maybe we need to compete better...don't see why we can't take on harder jobs, not like we're fucking magikarp or something..." "yeah, ain't like you're not strong or anything," gio agreed. "we don't have to fight..."

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Pokemon - Tale of the Guardian Master - CH 150

"pokemon can have all the strength and all the size in the world, but if you can't make them fight without some kinda mental block, they're as useless as a magikarp." derek point out. "she looks good, but she's still as useless as ever.

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The Camera, The Flame, and the Steel Heart - Commission

Like a magikarp swimming within the depths of a fathomless pool the fire type pokemorph swam upwards towards...something.

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Daycare Story (Or until I get a better name)

Unless it's magikarp. sushi, that is." his eyes almost glazed over. "i love magikarp sushi..." meowth looked down. "oh, you do?!" grinning, he looked over. "fish in general..." "woah. my favorite food is like, um."

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Teaching the Tango

Even the occasional magikarp could use a little restraint from the generous supply of vines stashed in the garden. she was debating between tying up his feet and his paws.

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No Light to be Seen: Chapter 18

Zil can't even face a wild magikarp without running away to hide and cry in a corner, his fear is that bad.

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No Light to be Seen Book 2: Chapter 2 Part 1

I could also probably rape and pillage at least 20 towns and villages and still have enough rage that would make a pack of wild gyarados look like magikarp."

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Immorality - ...Like sandpaper

Do you think he'd enjoy eating raw magikarp? 'cuz that's about the best thing we could catch around here. i mean we can't exactly buy him something."_ _"fine," she pouted. "it was just an idea.

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Royal Flush: Cruel Intentions (4)

( **flash** ) "dammit, i knew i shouldn't have trusted that magikarp salesman." a lone vibrava was currently and hopelessly lost in the deserts of sinnoh. in her mouth was a supposed map of the desert.

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That Four Lettered Word

Occasionally, a magikarp would splash at the surface of the water, sending ripples dancing along in waves and distorting my image- an oblong shape of black and yellow and spots of red.

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