What Momma Likes
Other cars whizzed past them, some occasionally tooting their horns, presumably at the state of their aged country truck, but hiss tried to pay them no mind, tipping his head back on the seat and closing his eyes.
Longway From Home - Chapter 3: To Touch Grass
That's a weird change of… oh… it's because elephants toot, isn't it? should have known. it all made sense now. the round ears represented the balls, and the trunk represented the penis. hah, that was _genius_.
Team Urinal
He let out a noisy toot into the back of his diaper. the noise caught darren's ear. darren whipped his head around and faced chance. teammates nearby saw him bend his knees and squat down between his locker door and the bench.
No good deed Chapter 15: Goodbyes and Begginings
The doors sealed shut, and the train tooted as it started to move forward. i sniffled a bit as the boys started to run after me, waving, and waved back..
Epoch
Dear reader, my name is einar dal; i was born in tooting london at st. georges hospital in 1986. before everything changed, i lived in southern california, going to college and about to marry my best mate.
Messing with the Alphabet
Listen if it sounds like i am tooting my own horn that's because i am. sex is what i am good at, long, nasty, hard, exhausting sex, not the quick wham-bam-thank you kind.
Just Right: A Pokemon Quickie
J this is the second story i've ever finished (which may or may not be obvious depending on whether or not i post these one-off stories in the correct order) and not to toot my own horn, but i'm actually proud of it.
Sheath and Knife: Snow Daze part 7
"i'm not tooting a horn." chesher replied as he put his hands behind his back. "so what's with the rage and fox hate?" "there's a red fox we're looking for...." bambi said. "who had his way with my kid sister."
Taking Care of Business: Chapter 1 - Labor problems
Crossing the street he gave a slight scowl at the smart for 2 that struggled past him with a toot on a horn that sounded like the dying gasp of a pigeon being eaten by a stray cat and went through the door of the modest establishment that had drawn his attention
Oblivious Big Sister 2
Lima's stomach growled before she grunted and let out a small toot, then laid back down snoring on her bed. reid shivered at the noise, but was glad his big sister hadn't awoken.
Kitten's Lesson
Plus, it took me three days to finish this, a 5k story, so there's a clear sign i'm not up to snuff right now since i could do a 6k usually in one day, not to toot my own horn or anything.
Kaio's Crush
Behind the thick garment he heard a rumble and smelt it, a dragon toot. the ott blushed and tried to pull back, but the dragon's legs held him in place.