The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~
He's an impressively built german sheppard with a death stare that could make chuck norris blink an eye. he's also a little smarter than james, but not by much. i'd say c student. but i digress.
A Fated Reality-Chapter 16
I said like chuck norris, fedora and everything before... "and that's the race folks! this group of trainers, cynthia shirona and that one guy shall participate in the next part of the tournament!" the announcer cried. "but what's the prize?"
Forging bonds
His friends always joked with him, calling him chuck norris partially because of his obsessive use of his total gym, and partially because his mane was a rival for any beard. the king of cats and others, he was a prime example of a male lion.
Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?
Albus's father, taurin blacksad, sounds like chuck norris, by the way. "you know that real men aren't supposed to get all girly and emotional, don't you?
Zero Point: Chapter 8- Extraction
Several sharp cracks flashed out from the shadowed sharpclaw, and instantly brian felt as if he had taken a roundhouse kick from chuck norris himself. they _all_ had guns.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 14 - Like Chuck Norris According to the Internet
Now, almost two decades later, here he was, looking as if he could take on the entire siege at the alamo with his bare hands and live, like chuck norris according to the internet. he chuckled and sighed, shaking his head in disbelief.
Putting Up a Fight - Chapter One
Having you help me was like getting martial arts lessons from bruce lee or chuck norris. maybe i'm the only one who sees you as a kind of celebrity here on sofurry, but you are awesome.
The Dragon's Tapestry
Hurt them in ways that make chuck norris and bruce lee seem like wimps, "yeah... it's hard to believe jin."
Born Again Angel : Chapter 1 - Ignorance is bliss
The sound suddenly splitting the air as the thick book connects with marks posterior didn't quite fit the scene, an almost ear deafening crack as if someone had done a chuck norris impression and punched through a brick wall.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 43: Foxy Hero
Your phone is part of reality the same way chuck norris and segata sanshiro are." the sound of segata's kiai came through the phone and the phone jolted toward deron's chest. don nearly lost his grip on his phone and yelped in surprise.
The Best of Friends
If it wasn't exactly definite, he would just wear his "chuck norris does all my stunts" tee. his scent filled the apartment and finally i felt like i could breathe safely. he caught me huffing in the improved scent and cocked a brow.
Good day...
"like i just got a roundhouse kick strait from chuck norris. what happened? why am i in the hospital?" kevin replied. "well before i explain why you're here why don't i give you something for the pain?