RTSYM: Suspended from School
Jake looked up at ceiling, and almost chuckled to himself when he realized what a horrible pun this all was.
Tabitha Crane, Chapter II: Rumour Has It
"i'm going to ignore the horrible pun. and the blatant rudeness. but that's not really a good question. care to elaborate?" "what the hell are you doing here? why are you so fucking big?" the hyena snapped.
Winter Traditions: Interlude
I didn't realize what a horrible pun i had just made, but i didn't have to; jay dee caught it. and after i'd put my coat back on the rack, he swept me off my feet. "and i know what'll make it even harder," he whispered as his snout touched mine.
The Lion King: A Costly Lesson
Ed laughed out loud at the horrible pun. the three hyenas pushed the two cubs together. though simba tried his best to shield nala. despite his size, simba tried to act tough and held his ground. "well then come on!" he taunted.
My Life as A Dragon Slave Book 2 Chapter 10 Pt. 1
Gods, i mentally slap myself at the horrible pun but... it was true... right? nliyn had finished hugging her mother but stayed by her side, daring to never let go.
The Tales of Sorath (part eight)
"horrible pun." said delilah as she turned towards zachary and pushed a button beside the stereo. "what's that gonna do?" asked zachary as he, very quickly, looked over to her. "that just dropped some caltropes. listen and you'll find out what they do."
A Steamy Night in Nome: Part 2
Chuckling at his horrible pun, he licked at his mate's muzzle. "it was great, thanks for arranging this whole thing... although i'll never understand how you convinced steele and the others!" a devious grin spread across kaltag's muzzle at that.
Going for a ride
Was a horrible pun... i say you stick to being a great fuck for now... leave comedy for someone else" she teased with a little shudder as she felt his knot spread her outer lips as it went in.
Portal Panties: Long Distance Amoosement
#3 of smutshots yeah i know the title is a horrible pun and you're just gonna have to deal with it. another installment in the portal panties series! going to take a break from the series after this one, but it will be back soon enough.
Eric and Milo: Sweet Surrender
During the first part of that sentence, he pushed back from milo, his erection sliding almost all the way out of his brother's ass, and he emphasized his horrible pun by slamming home on the 'you', eliciting yet another moan from milo's lips.
Cooperative Management (7/10)
Same for these mma matches, i'm sure people will pony up the dough to watch the winner fuck the loser, if you don't mind my horrible pun.
The Cooper Method
"what an ass" thought sly; mentally kicking himself for the horrible pun he had just unintentionally made. sly began taking curious licks across the cheeks.