Otter's Daily Life- Origin
"well, you naughty buck, the main event is gonna have to wait, that was my mom and she wants me to check on my brother next door since the lazy bum can't seem to answer his phone. feel free to hold tight and hold onto my panties.
The Price of a Straight Boy
Hmmm...i sure hoped he wasn't planning to invest the money in something illegal...you never knew...he might've just crossed that line between being a pathetic lazy-ass to trying to be a pathetic hustler of illegal goods, simply because he was unsuitable
A Long Trip 4: New pack
"diamond, you lazy bum. get in here. it's happening!" i ran inside to find worria laying on the bed, back arched, in noticeable pain. "i'll handle the messy work. you just encourage her and keep her occupied." "diamond?"
Pen, love and Pokemon - Chapter 2: Dangers along the way
Keep up the efforts, you little lazy bum." they both continued their way laughing loudly.
Inner Dilemma | Part 2
Wake up you lazy ass." "huh?" allen sat up violently as a line of drool fell from his muzzle to his desk. the professor was looking right as him with a comical look on his face.
March 2018 Patreon Sex Scene
"c'mon, sis, let's go shower while he's bein' a lazy butt." "make it golden and you've got yourself a deal!" she replied. a storm of giggles greeted that declaration. the bed shook as the pink twins launched themselves out of it.
Forget the Breeders
"you lazy-butt!" pan-da scoffed and batted at martii's foot, missing it. he let his paw flop in the grass, looking away from her, feigning disinterest. "you'd better pay attention to me," martii growled, straddling the pangoro.
A Dream of Dolphins: Fallen From Grace
Get that lazy butt up. let's get your meal ready." they just about settled into the kitchen before the doorbell rang like a possessed cat from hell. greg motioned arrow to stay still and slowly walked towards the door.
Prologue - An Offering to One's King
In fact, some of our stuff could be missing right now because your lazy ass was busy snoring away instead of keeping an eye on things!" rasc met his brother's infuriated eyes with a gleeful expression on his face.
Immortal, Chapter 23 - Season 3 - Insanity
"i got a job unlike you, i'm not a lazy ass like someone i know," he snickered. since returning sora took precautions while amongst the humans. getting a job at a local grocery store to make a few bucks to live off of.
Bound to Please : Part 1
For reasons unknown, his head lay throbbing heavily in an irritable manner, along the lines of his body telling him 'get a glass of water you lazy bum', but his arms and legs were too relaxed in the luxury of a warm bed to do anything about it.
My Fox
This is from valentine's day and i'm a lazy bum so i'm posting it now. hope you like my poem anyway. ps-if anyone cares i added more to my story called the odd couple. i don't know if it shows up as a new story or not so i'm mentioning it here.