Clueless chapter 23, Dildo's and Dildon'ts
After clunking on up the stairs, i collapsed onto my bed like a shit faced sorority girl. i was mush. my life was mush. the room was mush. the universe was mush. ...i just got my mom to buy sex toys for me. what had my life become?
Blowback
More interesting, however, is that the cops think that there was some kind of public fight or argument between parker and a young sorority female, a papillion so the rumor has it - identity not yet known."
Control
I've already gotten wind of a few of them, including the one where parker was about to be blackmailed by the other player for any number of perceived sins, from homosexuality to getting some sorority female pregnant.
Pep Talk
He was glad he had finally gotten to the bottom of this and a stud like chase shouldn't have a problem finding some slutty sorority girl who'd give anything to get in bed with the star quarterback.
Sibling Rivalry: Weird Wake-up Call
After a good minute of gasping for breath she was thankful for her brother's ability to ignore the sight, sound and smell of her vomiting like a hungover sorority girl after a homecoming party.
Clueless Season 2: Homecoming Out Part 5
"well, have you tried getting sorority girl shit-faced?" he said completely deadpan serious. i gawked at dad in disbelief, "you want me to get drunk so i can come out of the closet?"
A Place for the Stranger
It was that completely artificial and mostly worthless courtship dance that, with the sorority females, the groupies, the hangers-on, wasn't even about courtship.
Parking Violations
She looked like a sorority girl that had drank too much cheap beer and needed a friend to hold her hair back. "i get laid too much to jerk it." gwen admitted.
Nerd Tax
Vincent gasped as trent abruptly stood up from his lap, pulling his jockstrap down to his ankles faster than a drunk sorority girl loses her panties in the bedroom at a houseparty, subsequently strapping the musky, pre-stained piece of cloth over vincent's
Professor Gillespie vs. Ace Glutton
The sorority girl snorted, "and just who are you?" "essen gillespie, but," the porker grins, "you can call me professor gillespie." realizing that there's no way to win this argument the cheetah begrudgingly takes a seat next to her mate.
Beta Version
Vince noted that he was at least going to get eaten by the woman that was widely considered the second hottest sorority girl on campus. he hoped that counted for something as she proceeded to take a little bite out of him.
8. The Dog's Out Of the Bag Now
Zeuler certainly enjoys it, hell i can barely get him off my dick once he starts bouncing his ass on it like a horny sorority girl." hesitating for a moment, thinking about what the coach said and if was true.