Average First Date
I stared down at my salad. I had asked for Cesar, but they brought me a tossed salad with Cesar dressing. I guess technically the waiter had just asked me my dressing preference. Still, I hate it when they do that. I shuffled my thoughts aside and took...
Traptap 1: Her Dragon
Traptap was the best at her job. As a springer, she would unset old traps so that her clan could move through areas. She was very strong, and had a big stick. It was very useful, but it got all the respect she deserved. The Dragon had said it was...
Ricebrew Log 2: The Quilboars
As I walked barefoot through the scorched lands, naked save a dirty, old, woolen blanket, I seriously questioned my ability to survive on my own. As the hot sun cooked me, the wildlife continued to size me up, and my stomach continued to growl at me, I...
Ricebrew Log 1: The Spy
My name is Jiao Ricebrew. I am keeping this log of my exploration in an attempt to bring enlightenment towards a growing problem. I speak of the distrust the people of Azeroth have towards each other. It has led to many wars, the current of which has...
Overheated
It was two in the morning, Floof had no food in the house, and precious little money. Staring at her computer screen filling out applications was starting to rot her brain. If she didn't get a job soon... Floof felt her stomach rumble. Realizing she...
My Cousin Kaito
It was Christmas, and it was last time I had been around both sides of my family at once. My father had just gotten a big amazing job, and so we moved to the nicer part of the suburbs. Despite it having enough rooms for each of us to get one to...
The Boffer Knight
I've never been big on camping, but it was a big larping event, and I was really into it at the time. So I was out in the woods with all my friends and a couple hundred other people. It was quite fun... except for the fact that...
Fall From Grace
I have a lot of stories that I write, you know, about myself. A lot of them are embarrassing but it helps to get them out there. I guess at some point I would have to record the big one. My therapist suggested I write it out and keep...
Asliole 4: Gnathiz Rising
"So when we see him, I'm going to punch him in the face." The party looked up at their stalwart companion. The big, half naked orc was fed up with the journey, and frankly, so was everyone else. Room after room of corpses, all various types of...
Asliole 3: Enter the Dungeon
Maria woke to the world refreshed. It was a brand new day and she was going to seize the fuck out of it. But first breakfast. Remembering the golden score El Gallo had passed her the previous day, she decided that she would treat herself. In all...
The Showing of the Dicks
It was at that moment that they realized they had fallen for a trap. Not a sort that gets you immediately, it had sprung hours ago and they were only just figuring it out. "Poison gas?" Gunther asked, pulling out a cloth mask. "That won't help," The...
No Homo 2: Game Night
Infinity Unlimited had developed a special interest in Holmes-7 as a potential tourist parallel. Thing is, Centrum already had found and occupied the place. Small skirmishes had taken place, and though word hadn't made it back to Homeline of any...