Superhero 15
Chapter 15 Jeff shivered in the chilly rain. A freak cold storm that had hit their Midwestern city in the tail end of summer, and the very much tropical cat huddled against it in his rented wool overcoat. The urge to lean over in his wheelchair to...
The Bay of Lust
This is entirely sarcasm. please do not take any of this seriously. i hate this story, and i hate lobsters, and a bunch of my friends wouldn't stop pestering me for this. so. have some anatomically correct lobster sex.
Rosie In the Middle
"Mmm..._damn,_ that's really good!" Drool was nearly beginning to spill out of the corners of a partly gaping muzzle, finding it difficult to contain her entire mouthful. Flickering back and forth wildly in her enjoyment, Rose didn't care that the...
A Bad Batch of Lobster
His distaste of lobsters, combined with the terrible fiction story that wrote about them in an act of blatant sarcasm was becoming his downfall, as his once vibrant, bright blue eyes shrunk down into tiny dots of black that looked like lumps of obsidian coal
Against All Odds: Part 36 - Lifeline
"only if you offer up to them that relentless stream of sarcasm you seem able to pull from nowhere." "leave it, boys," tasha interjected, grinning. "you're both freaks of nature."
Elder Scrolls Story: The Vampire Problem
If you're already trying sarcasm - terrible sarcasm, by the way - you can try saying 'friend'." "you are -" "a friend. say it. saaaaaaay it." "...a friend." "who is?"
Urban Heat
"sarcasm. that was sarcasm lou." "oh." "besides, in a few minutes a little headache is gonna be the least of this lady's worries." jackson lazily groped one of carmelita's breasts as he spoke. "mmmmph!"
WOLF - pt.13
Lian replied, voice thick with sarcasm. i frowned back at him and then nodded. he had a point.
The Greatest Feeling in the World
I smile at the sarcasm, "i'm pretty busy tomorrow, just so you know. i probably can't get out of the house, but you have my number if you want to talk. i'll be available for that most of the day".
Warrick's Tale part 0
Was that sarcasm coming from warrick? not a good sign. he hasn't used sarcasm since... no best not think about that. right now my brother needs me. i broke free from maverick's hold and rushed to hug warrick.
Just a Normal Study Session
What a lovely idea," caden agreed, though she couldn't keep the sarcasm from her tone. "yes, very lovely.
Chapter One: Getting A Job
The receptionist then ushered me to the door that, when i walked towards it, slid open revealing, quite to my suprize (sarcasm used), a completely white room.