No Frills: Ijona Hykok
Ijona liked playing with toys as a toddler, and particularly loved her my little ponies, smurfs, gem and the holograms, pound puppies, she-ra, and scooby doo toys.
A day in the life
I can't presume you know what a smurf feels like but lemme tell you the blue has got to be from a lack of oxygen. that's the only explanation i can come up with.
How the Fuck did I Get Here Ch 2: Asshole
"haha", i had to laugh at that, remembering the old flash cartoon of smurfette licking papa smurf's ass, "papa smurf can i lick your ass?"
New to the scene
This story does not promote drug use, though if you ever happen to hear something like those names above among others including: white pok'eballs, purple bombs, purple thundercats, green mickey mouse, yellow mitsubishi, orange glock, blue smurfs, blue
Average No More 1
Connor's rockhard cock stuck out from under his blanket and hanging over the side of the bed like some sort of weird chin-up bar for smurfs, his length now an astonishing two feet.
Astro boy and the buried boner part 2
Grumpy smurf." he then sighed deeply as he felt atlas cum inside him and sat back to enjoy the warm wetness coating him... "so? do you like my glass idea?" astro asked concerning the plan to dig down to the temple.
The Simple Things. Chapter Twelve.
"you don't want me to be one big blue giant smurf?" "wouldn't that be like blues clues or something?" i asked frowning and trying to remember the kids show i had seen my niece watching ages ago.
Night of the Weredonk. Panic on Campus
The swim team got called "the smurfs" for the rest of the year after that he-hawww" said john.
Ocean Depths part 18
Though dating a smurf would be a bit odd." the otter blushed again looking at him, he scooted a bit closer brushing his lips across his breathing out. "you wouldn't mind if i came out looking like a rainbow then?"
Phase
"i'm a smurf!" it had been blue raspberry. he giggled. "dude smurfette was one sexy bitch." "you're gay." it was really hard to talk and not laugh at the same time. "so's your mom."
Harder Education: Mitch
By the time we were down to the last half hour i was fit to be tied and my balls were bluer than a smurf in a snowstorm. "how do you keep from goin' crazy, smit?" we were trying to be sneaky and whisper at each other.
The oil Queen
It had gotten to the point he swore his balls were so blue that if he put white caps on them, they'd be mistaken for chubby smurfs. though he tried as hard as he could, addler just could not keep the image of his wife in his minds eye.