The Very Bad Rats Chapter 1: Breakout
\* of _course_smurfette had seen other smurfs naked.
Hypnovember - Day 4: Headphones
I'll be smurfing in a 500 player arena, so i'm sure to get lots of chances, even if i am going to have to play one-handed. oh yeah, and i won't be cheating on this. no kills, no strokes.
Dating a Direwolf: Part 2
Papa smurf made her real later which means that sexual dimorphism doesn't mean much. therefore, all smurfs must be capable of laying eggs!" the final jab came out louder than she intended and echoed violently across the container.
Reddit Confession : Helping a friend
His balls were so blue he wouldn’t be surprised if the smurfs tried to adopt them. nicole knew he didn’t mean it; she could fucking see the bulge growing in his denims at the mere idea of them fucking, no matter how much he tried to deny it.
The making of a book cover - A heresy story
Seed: 2407802834 positive: lines, linework, insect, tesseract, the end of all things negative: cartoon smurf village, child's drawing of a space marine, crayon drawing of brutalist architecture, vintage war photography, youtube thumbnail of a german marching
QCP: NS-02 Champions of Myth
I then said, "if that fails, maybe you can get me in contact with papa smurf. he's supposed to be a fair teacher." krypto hummed. "now there's a good idea. no-heart and gargamel know each other with the villains union."
Ancient Extacy
So by now the lions balls were bluer than a smurf. however, he maintained his composure and sat completely still. until he caught her scent. the scent of a woman. the womans musk almost entranced him right there.
Altered fun
Ray's turning into a smurf! well, a very large smurf, but a smurf nonetheless. the egg cracks and the little remaining magic inside trickles down, spearing into the male's body and rearranging it into smurfette, hyper-slut style.
Foxy Date
Now tell me, what sucks more, the smurfs or the snorks?" "oh god, you reminded me that show existed. it sucked so much it's not even worth remembering." "i didn't want to be the only one." monty pointed towards the ground.
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 13
Goodness knows we need them, one of the orcs managed to nail his ear to a wooden beam earlier, which reminds me; we need a medical wing and a proper team of doctors and nurses instead of a first aid box full of smurf plasters.
The Salyer and the Sphinx: Chapter Fiive
Chapter Fiive **(POV: Sara)** Terror greater than anything Sarah had ever known froze her in place-- greater, even, than when she had been chased by the Slayers. Her blood seemed to turn to ice in her veins, and she let out a bloodcurdling...
Average No More 1
Connor's rockhard cock stuck out from under his blanket and hanging over the side of the bed like some sort of weird chin-up bar for smurfs, his length now an astonishing two feet.