The Very Bad Rats Chapter 1: Breakout
\* of _course_smurfette had seen other smurfs naked.
Hypnovember - Day 4: Headphones
I'll be smurfing in a 500 player arena, so i'm sure to get lots of chances, even if i am going to have to play one-handed. oh yeah, and i won't be cheating on this. no kills, no strokes.
Thomas: Crisis of Faith
A sunlight shone down from the heavens into the cathedral porch, revealing several crucified people: asterix, obelix, yugo, adamai, the smurfs, marsupilami, ladybug, xerneas, esmeralda and titeuf. "please, rrelease us frrom ourr sins!"
The Salyer and the Sphinx: Chapter Fiive
Chapter Fiive **(POV: Sara)** Terror greater than anything Sarah had ever known froze her in place-- greater, even, than when she had been chased by the Slayers. Her blood seemed to turn to ice in her veins, and she let out a bloodcurdling...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 13
Goodness knows we need them, one of the orcs managed to nail his ear to a wooden beam earlier, which reminds me; we need a medical wing and a proper team of doctors and nurses instead of a first aid box full of smurf plasters.
Ancient Extacy
So by now the lions balls were bluer than a smurf. however, he maintained his composure and sat completely still. until he caught her scent. the scent of a woman. the womans musk almost entranced him right there.
Pandora's Templar - Chapter 33
**~i'm _saying_~** ieesha answered, **~that the rda wanted those 'blue smurfs' _gone_, sweet david, as soon as possible! it wouldn't surprise me if they'd stocked a few... _extra_ missiles amongst the normal explosive ones they were supposed to fire.
The making of a book cover - A heresy story
Seed: 2407802834 positive: lines, linework, insect, tesseract, the end of all things negative: cartoon smurf village, child's drawing of a space marine, crayon drawing of brutalist architecture, vintage war photography, youtube thumbnail of a german marching
a little problem
smurfs are mentioned, briefly, and after they've worked out how exactly cyrus is going to get around without exhausting himself (riding on ambrose's shoulder, his little hands curled around fistfuls of dark hair) cyrus begins to apologize for not having dinner
QCP: NS-02 Champions of Myth
I then said, "if that fails, maybe you can get me in contact with papa smurf. he's supposed to be a fair teacher." krypto hummed. "now there's a good idea. no-heart and gargamel know each other with the villains union."
Welcome to the B.U.S.T. Club - Episode Seven
Brainy smurf sat on the shoulder of one of the several incarnations of the big bad wolf in the room with brawny smurf on his opposite shoulder. brainy was making checks on a list as everyone came in.
Altered fun
Ray's turning into a smurf! well, a very large smurf, but a smurf nonetheless. the egg cracks and the little remaining magic inside trickles down, spearing into the male's body and rearranging it into smurfette, hyper-slut style.