The First Day

Pikachu came over, and saw the sight that paralyzed eevee and cacnea: totodile's scaly weiner was fully erect and totdile was drooling in delight. "oh, his weiner is showing. i can take care of that." with that, pikachu left the room.

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Race for city hall

A scandal decimated the credibility of those that pretended to the post; the rumor of risky photos and salacious tweets were credited to one unknown candidate, named anthony weiner.

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Special Operations: The Aborted Rescue

"colonel, this is hauptmann weiner. how can we assist?" i answered, grabbing the microphone from a stunned petty officer. "i got a garbled message. they said they have a hostile bunker that was just neutralized by a large wolf.

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The Upstanding Citizen Conclusion

Daddy's mouth on my privates feels like my own private heaven but at the same time the too-tight cage feels punishingly restrictive on my knot and weiner.

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Spring Break - Part 1

"i really like your weiner." jeff couldn't resist a chuckle at his penis being called a "weiner". jeremy was only ten, and it was pretty common for kids that age to use that word when referring to the male genitals.

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Commission - Ice Cream at the Butcher's

He brings over the plate of sizzling steaming weiners. "you use weenies to make ice cream?" jinny asks as she tilts her head. "are you suuuuure?" "heh. you'll see..." the fat rhino kneels down and looks up to her.

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Ainge's Changes, Part 2

"it's my weiner!" tommy was paralyzed. he could barely breathe. forget all the kids he knew at school, here was someone who was actually willing to show him their bits. already he could feel his own equipment start to swell with excitement.

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Incarnation #4

“more likely cut that little weiner off. it'll be back the next day, but it would hurt. a lot." “speaking of which, do you have days? do you sleep?" “of course! we eat, we sleep, we piss, we shit. x, it's not all that different from life!

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Sam.

. - i was holding my weiner all the time, you tried to not dance. i guess you just wanted to go beyond your limit. sam blinks and watches my prints fade, nodding slightly. - i thought i could show off... guess not... - he pokes at my squishyfront.

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Mystic Family Redux: 2 - Pixie Pranks

I've also heard it called a pee pee, wee wee, penis, and a weiner. " she gulped down a pair of the slimy grapes and reached for more, but seeing his sullen expression she stroked a messy finger across her brother's exposed chest.

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