My first time
.** **"remember don't bite him, our teeth are much sharper than humans," father joked.** **once i entered the room, i gulped. there were so much torturing devices.
The Life of Another - Chapter 39
"that is such a dad joke!" "i know, i know!" he said. "but that reminds me, you're due for a cleaning and checkup, especially if you've been drinking lots of that sugary stuff." "i've had like two cups the whole year!" said nick, crossing his arms.
How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 2
"my biological father," joked richard. "i knew it!" yelled rory, getting up from his seat as he chased rhonda around the kitchen. "woman, i always knew you were a no good cheater! come back here so i can slap you around!"
Dating Out. Chapter One.
A dad joke and corey was slightly slack jaw reading it. "can i see?" was that to forward? would they just stop texting him? corey wasn't sure why he was so incredibly invested in this by now.
At Leo's House
"bitch actually had the gall to threaten to end me to my uncle, like she was dad! jokes on her, tj's church are willing to report her if she does that. but even if she was bluffing, i still have to put up with her."
Days Remembered
Lucas had heard his father joke about how he acted just like a dog, full of energy, needy and then hungry. such observations were not uncommon among even the scientific community. canis sapiens often took on characteristics of the breed they resembled.
A Daddy and His Little
"that's such a dad joke." dusty grinned. "well good thing i'm your daddy. now, let's get you ready for a bath."
Dancing in the Rain: Chapter Five
He chuckled and i just groaned, "your dad jokes are getting worse." i said, walking over to sit on the end seat. "my jokes are always quality." he chuckled, leaving me nodding, "yes dad, of course." i said with fake enthusiasm.
Out of Water - Part VIII
Mistdrop chortled as ivan arrived at her side, smiling at the sight of the otter father joking around with his son, "ivan, listen, i need to go rescue my son before he and his shrimp are eaten by his father. however, nyrina still needs her lunch.
Opportunistic Zoophile
My dad joked. "hahahaha... yeah, i know." "so, will you be okay here alone all day?" my mom asked. "yeah mom, don't worry about me. i can cook all by myself, remember? so you don't have to worry about me dying of hunger."
Drag'n'Drop Part5
"oh god, the dad jokes have started, haven't they" she said with a giggle. she stuck her nose in the bag and inhaled deeply, "this smells amazing as always. here, keep the change" she said as she grabbed a note from beside the front door.
Rexville 38: The Beach House
"oh no, it's a dad joke," hunter dramatically said, "am i becoming a dad?" "i think you are~," keanu stuck his tongue out. "alright, as the dad, it's time to go to bed, young man!"