Slayers GD: Book 2-- Mage's Market Festival

"i think it didn't take your dung beetle comment too well, cassandra," i said meekly. with that, the beetle quickly hustled its big body towards us and opened its wings.

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On men and minotaurs (Chapter 1 - almost 2)

"not even a dung beetle would find me beautiful...", said the minotaur dispassionately while beginning to make an endeavor of his own to bring his massive form to a vertical position.

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Planitary CH1: School-grounds, both unbelievably boring parts to any great story

And it wasn't especially comfortable having a body made of excrement ... the wizard and the scientist put his \*cough\* remains \*cough\* into a small jar, then furthered his torment by shipping it to a delighted family of dung beetles."

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Family First

Knowing you, they probably all look like dung-beetles." sorek chuckled, a low, pleasant sound. "they're not, i assure you. what's the matter damren?

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Girl Pox: Sleazy Slutty Sleepwalker--Chapter One (TFTG, Non-Furry)

There were a lot of worse things someone could turn into: a garden slug, for example, or a dung beetle, or maybe zach efron. but still, there were personality changes.

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Amazing Fiction #i

Why, the common dung beetle..." "that's okay, doc. i think i get it. um, i still think i should get back to normal. like, back to a normal human being, an unevolved human being. liked myself that way, thank you very much!"

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Coyote Eggs

Suppose he decides a wolf's life is too good for you and makes you a dung beetle instead? or just plain kills you? i'm the one who cut him but it was by your request. he might remember that, you know."

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The Beginning

He could be a dung beetle! he'd make his livelihood with shit! maybe he'd be a roller who has to push and shape the poo into balls to roll with him for dinner later or to sleep inside!

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Daily Trials

But she knew that if she used it she'd probably turn into something worse, like a half-human roach or dung beetle. or, worse, a chihuahua. there was a soft knock at the door, and markeshia's voice intruded into her thoughts. "josie? about done?

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