Korps -- Horseplay (Minus The Horse)
Did you hear the one about the guy who was punched in the face by a hundred other guys?” a look of horror replaced bobby’s smile “what?” “yeah,” tommy went on, still grinning at the joke. “they kept hitting him until he died!
JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'so then?' asked the doctor. 'then i put the gun in my mouth, & i thought, 'i just paid $3,000..00 to get my teeth straightened i'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
Warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. so it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore.
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
Warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. so it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore.
Hijinks
"life is too short not to do a little bit of practical joking." -krista allen life is one of those things where sometimes it is a sweet madame which offers its embrace to carry you through to whatever pleasures you might enjoy.
The Postman's last day
“a good postman never fails in his delivery, even if it means going round back and using the backdoor” he grinned at his own joke. as expected, it flew straight over belinda’s head.
Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
At the jail, the townspeople grinned and wrote their names down in a book, handing in their gold sovereign, and walking back into the night air, muttering about how they laughed at such a stupid joke and not believing they were caught.
It's for People, Too!
"remember when we were still in high school and you tagged me in that post with the joke about asking if your boyfriend would still love you even if you turned into a bug?" trey replied.
Foxing for Pizza
Since he'd moved in with leo, the scent was always present in the apartment, but during sex it was stronger, sharper. alex knew his own scent responded in kind.
Out of the Closet
When i jumped out ---- corporal mstislav: why is dimitriy always in the back of the formation? sgt vitaliy : i do not know, corporal, i guess he like it in the rear. ---- worker 1: i tell you, comrade.
Bad Joke
The guy was smiling warmly and moving his eyebrows as in to coax him to accept the drink or laugh at the awful joke. he was cute, rowan thought. and he was offering what he could only assume was a free shot.
If DitD 1 was a fanfic...
But finally he got in. then he said get in here and wash me. and she was like okay. and he was like, take ur clothes off. no. yes. no. get naked said the dragon!