A Close Friend.
Two should go out man" "yea stop being a wimp and ask her out" "ah shut the hell up, you guys say that every time she comes over" troy sighed "anyway im tired im hot and im thirsty so im goin inside to sit on my ass and play xbox all night, later asshats
Theo's first time
This is not the time, you asshat!" only the teary eyes of the brown wolf stopped the dog's anger. "i chickened out. every single time." "w-what? why?" "fuck. fuck!" the wolf's grip was gone as he moved his fingers to clear his eyes.
Unprofessional Behavior
A young man she actually enjoyed seeing; plus after that last asshat she could use a good laugh. she enjoyed seeing james; he told good stories and usually made her laugh a few times even if he was down.
Jonny Ain't Gay (M polar bear / M husky)
"take that, you asshat." the 'roo blinked. blinked again. "uh...jonny, you realize that kevin is... you know... _straight_? and up until about, well, right now, i was kinda sure you were too." the husky thrust his mug into the air.
Curse of the Were...horse? (part 2)
"i've gotta get going before uncle asshat wakes up. i'll be back tonight though, you can count on that." the horse nickered and did a little prance, obviously happy.
St. Haniel Asylum Chapter 4
Your not in a movie asshat he almost felt bad the man had tried to grab his foot but he slipped through. after one or two corners he saw the godrays of sunshine peering through the slider doors. once again he sped up. freedom was so close. 20 feet away.
DDD Day 16 Pirate Punishes a Pervert No Blood
The edges of the eagle's beak curved up in a smile as he glanced up at that now wavy smirk; finally, time to wipe it off that asshat's face.
DDD Day 16 Pirate Punishes a Pervert
The edges of the eagle's beak curved up in a smile as he glanced up at that now wavy smirk; finally, time to wipe it off that asshat's face.
My College Days
There's an asshat with two dicks... i have trouble portraying my friend's accent... this warnings list is probably unnecessary... i went to college. i was a horrible student, lazy, distracted, and opinionated student.
SITR Ch1
Besides i think some asshat is trying to take my thrown." cody turned and walked back to the main room shouting, "guards seize him!" "are you really friends with him." she asked rather out of the blue.
Love Ensemble, Part 6
I mean of course there's gonna be some homophobic asshats, but you know the school has a super high discrimination policy." blake thought about this for a moment.
Clarity - Chapter 7: In Molasses
"beep boop, asshat." ugh. i... would really rather not get more like that. it's bad enough wondering if she thinks what i did was kinda weird; these kinds of messages are irritating to get in my voicemail, let alone listen to on the spot.