Kion's Test

He cursed, his pupils shrinking into pinpricks as he witnessed a large glob of mustard and ketchup fall from jasiri's lips directly onto him.

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New Generation of Heroes: Chapter 2 - "A Job to Do"

From 300 meters he'd popped this wolf kid in the small of his neck with--pretty much--a mustard seed. the white wolf pulled one of his "special" rounds from his pocket and peered at the tip, in awe of how the thing worked.

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The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened

Therefore, i have not taken any care in researching his war experiences, as not only are records extremely incomplete from before a decade ago, i don't really care all that much for mustard gas.

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Vorarephiliac

Maybe the mustard is pikachu! trap 'em in a pokeball, and train them. send them in a battlefield, and let them eat all they want! hopefully, arbok doesn't try and eat it's pokemaster! i wanna go deep inside.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 81

"lyza: mustard." "mustard. m-u-s--t-a-r-d. mustard." "hannah: patchwork." "patchwork. p-a-t--c-h--w-o-r-k. patchwork." "lyza: cauliflower." she smiled. she was getting a lot of food-words. "cauliflower. c-a-u--l-i--f-l-o--w-e-r. cauliflower."

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Best Day EVER!!!!! (pt:20)

"fawful`s new girl-wolf is going to be the mustard on the sandwich of victory!" he chants. you watch him. he tells you to follow him. you take off in the other direction. fawful follows you. you try to hide, but you can`t! soon, your cornered.

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Cooking for the Parents (Otherwise Untitled)

He had been successful in stalling for time by serving his parents an appetizer of corn chips, pickles, and mustard. the task of a proper meal would be a great deal simpler if he had remembered to acquire ingredients.

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Sylvie: Chapter One

"one has mustard, one ketchup, and one has both. take one. my treat." not knowing what to think, she reached out and took the mustard covered one. he grinned and leaned against the back of bench, pulling the wrapper down and taking a bite.

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Brutal Bonds (unfinished)

At their prompting, he finally settled on a combination of mustard, ketchup and cheese, smeared on and in his dick, the spiciness of the mustard making the skin of his member and the inside of his urethra tingle as it was applied.

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It is Sweet and Good

I could see him yelling out, stumbling around clutching at his eyes as the mustard gas ate away at his lungs and eyes. i watched as he floundered around, as if under a green sea. i watched him drowning.

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Stage Left - Chapter One

After another brisk rinse of his hands he mixed a teaspoon of mustard with the remainder of the lemon juice and several splashes of olive oil in a small perspex dish.

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Dragon in the Dishwater, Ch 7

He grabbed for the mustard. "no..." hiraeth responded, hopping back to the table, "that was just you not listening." eric felt his teeth grate, and he squeezed both hands in frustration.

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