Hellhounds: The Sewer Rat

"okay, now dale said they should be able to hear us if we break wind. any of you hounds been gassy lately?" asked riesling. "i'd like to clarify that i still find this whole situation cockamamie." said smart-ass. "i missed breakfast, remember?"

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Filling the Void - Chapter Seventeen

He stretched and stood up, accidentally breaking wind in the process. "whoops," he said, chuckling with minimal embarrassment. varii weren't known for attempts to hide their bodily functions from one another, after all.

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Breaking With Tradition

He looked like he might be knocked askew by a slight breeze, or by denkin breaking wind. “it hardly seems worth it, then,” wale remarked with an eye roll.

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Give Me Your Fucking Shit!

And if he were to lean over and break wind, it would sound as loud, if not louder, than finn's. "hehe...i've been uh, i've been busy..." "really?" "yeah." i said, embarrassed. "i don't suppose you've met my father?"

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FWC 2 Part 2 - A toilet most convenient.

That amount of colourful fumes from barely half a fart, one can only imagine what’s been filling jesse’s insides to the point of inflation every time kelsey breaks wind all over his tens of thousands of tastebuds.

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Vagueness Makes The Griffoness Go Round

breaking wind can be funny intermittently, but this is just getting-" he turned to face her, only to jolt in shock at what he saw, "-ridi...cul...ous...?"

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The Other J.T. (Part 1/2)

A lot of the people i've run into aren't fond of a werewolf breaking wind in their personal space." isle giggled. "i'm different. i just think it's cute and funny when furries like you fart!" "what about the smell?"

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Bellerapho Chapter 4

I am a female goat on the body of a male lion who snores like an angry bear and breaks wind shamelessly," "hey now that's..." "completely true," i interjected his defense, before continuing.

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The Search For Tabitha's Parents (Part 1)

"by any chance, what caused the pink one to suddenly break wind with the force of a bomb?" kaizer said. "well, the pink one named tabitha has a favorite drink of choice: milk." pristine said. "so? drinking milk doesn't solve anything."

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