Rexville 38: The Beach House
"oh no, it's a dad joke," hunter dramatically said, "am i becoming a dad?" "i think you are~," keanu stuck his tongue out. "alright, as the dad, it's time to go to bed, young man!"
Clueless ch15: Oops, Guess We’re Retconning That
On top of that, there weren't any more bad dad jokes, no more inappropriate sexual talk at the dinner table, and no more prayers to satan (can't believe i just said that...).
Dragon in Heat (Ch. 1)
Good, nothing like a terrible dad joke to break the ice.
Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 29: Office Mates
To have his mother taking care of him, his father joking around with him, even to fight with his own sibling. but him? what a sick joke of a pseudo-family he had.
Too Much For One Day
The same hirsute, muscular, pot bellied father that served him his burgers in every cookout with a hearty laugh after a corny dad joke. the same considerate boar that drove both of them to movies and covered his ticket when he was a few dollars short.
A New Beginning CHPT 4
He said in a fatherly, jokingly way and holding his arms out to hug her. "hi daddy." rachel said laughing and hugging him.
Out of Water - Part VIII
Mistdrop chortled as ivan arrived at her side, smiling at the sight of the otter father joking around with his son, "ivan, listen, i need to go rescue my son before he and his shrimp are eaten by his father. however, nyrina still needs her lunch.
Fly Chapter 1.
Dash's father joked, playfully pulling on his older son's right ear. "i'd have to kick your tail." "ow, dad," said dash, pushing away his father's paw. "don't worry. i'm just helping him out."
Drag'n'Drop Part5
"oh god, the dad jokes have started, haven't they" she said with a giggle. she stuck her nose in the bag and inhaled deeply, "this smells amazing as always. here, keep the change" she said as she grabbed a note from beside the front door.
Jaws of Passion, Chapter 1
dad jokes, lame puns, and the like are my shtick!' "besides," she added, "this coming monday, selling memberships and pushing products is gonna be my responsibility here. lucky me, huh?" "no kidding?" he asked, "you're gonna work here?
Dancing in the Rain: Chapter Five
He chuckled and i just groaned, "your dad jokes are getting worse." i said, walking over to sit on the end seat. "my jokes are always quality." he chuckled, leaving me nodding, "yes dad, of course." i said with fake enthusiasm.
Dating Out. Chapter One.
A dad joke and corey was slightly slack jaw reading it. "can i see?" was that to forward? would they just stop texting him? corey wasn't sure why he was so incredibly invested in this by now.