The Emergency

"H-hey, quit it!" Officer Cheesesteak says, embarrassed. With a towel wrapped around his waist, he skitters toward the showers, trying to escape Officer Grinder's vicious towel-snapping, "Come on! I have sensitive skin! Come _o-o-on!"_ "Have a...

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The Department's Resident Dead Expert 4

#4 of the department's resident dead expert aisha fights back against the ghost, and then goes to see what the fuck happened.

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The Party Must Go On

Dark Riders of Marblecliff 08 The Party Must Go On By Assilsasta, Cormenthor, & VerbMyNoun    ??????????? September 6, 2013 ??????????? ??????????? Where there is Smoke ???????????   Cecily sat on a blanket in front of the stage as the band played...

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The Department's Resident Dead Expert 3

#3 of the department's resident dead expert aisha reacts to jaceb and alice's moment, and takes him to a motel for safekeeping. she also has a fight with her partner.

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Tina's Story

the department had a huge cafeteria on the ground floor. most of the departments employees ate there each day. the food was not wonderful, but it was decent, but, more importantly, it was cheap. cheap enough that even a new employee could eat there.

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Jockstraps: Let Liam Loose

"so, that's basically all i know about the department. all you'll need to know." he snapped his finger.

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Swimwear: Sohomo Seduced

the department provided for them and everyone was happy to give back to the department.

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Jockstraps: Engaging Eli

"uncle eli, do you want to join the department, to have your own p3 symbiont and be one of us?" "yes," eli breathed. "fuck _yes_!" then he was back in, passionately locking lips with his own nephew; no...his brother in the department.

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A Proper Foxy Officer

You will still help the department, and for that, you need a new uniform." # it hadn't taken long to get used to the new clothes.

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