PAWS - Sarah's Story Excerpt

While she was on her fores, there was an earthy, rubbery, funk that hung in the air. standing, there were the pervasive and sharper odors of shampoos, body sprays, not to mention the acne creams, skin lotions and other products.

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The Voyage: Storm Season

She was the only one of the crew that could bring him out of his funks. she saw more in him than others seemed to. her gung-ho attitude had been rubbing off on him recently, making him more self-assured. marcus' expression turned serious once more.

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Hypnovember 29 - Bad End

The smell was so intense, so full of funk and yet he found himself taking the deepest breath of his life into his lungs. the masculine scent seemed to suppress even the smell of detergent and soap.

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New Ways Die Hard Pt. 6: Grand Entrance

The song will be uptown funk. you know that song? say what you want about humans, but make some great music." the wolf smiled. his ears perked up.

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Sore Winners (Len)

I hadn't taken a shower in the past three days; i could tell from gedge's protests that he could smell my funk. heh, and i didn't even lower my pants--i still wore 'em when i sat on his nose.

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Fat Raccoon Poem

Chest i'm all alone now, my vixen forgotten cheating on me, she did me right rotten and my sorrows i drown, in ice-cream and cake as i feed my huge gut, to stop it's hungry quake the tight shirt i wore, it's seems separated and i lay in a funk

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Small Little Reflection in the Middle of the Night

Then i have those feelings that i am just a lazy ass funk-master that doesn't know what he really wants in life. i get a bunch of thoughts of failure clouded in my mind, but i shake them off quickly.

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Abschied

Meine seele verlässt ihren leblosen körper, doch sie verlässt ihn mit einem weichen funke der freude. mit einem lächeln im gesicht liegt mein körper dort im feuchten gras und meine seele schwebt zu den sternen um einer der ihren zu werden.

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Because of Camp, Chapter 4: If the Boat's a-Rockin'

I've smelled some mighty funk." porter gave him an eye, "you do this thing a lot?" "the funk came from zeke. but seriously, i try, but am rarely successfully." "so i'm one of the few defeated?"

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The Space Bimbo 8: To Avoid Depression, Aggression

"_how long are you going to stay in this funk?_" vane asked. "it's not a funk." "_well, it's either a funk or a depression, and it's not gonna get any fucking better out here.

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gideon's after dark bakery part 1

Quick crap fanfic to try to get out of funk. gideon yawned as he slowly woke up, and idly scratched his balls thru his boxers. he soon opened his eyes as the sun bled through the curtains, and caused him to stir from slumber.

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The Beginning: Part 5

Sorry for the long hiatus from posting, i was kind of in a funk, but now i've managed to get the next part of the story up! this part is noticeably shorter than the other parts of the story, but trust me, it's still an important part.

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