Stress relief

"well... pardon my candor, sir, but i'm figurin' you're a man so deep in the closet he's about halfway t'findin' aslan." "in the closet?

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The Birds and the Bees Part 1

Simba: pardon? mufasa: it's nothing anyway... 40 minutes later simba comes running into the den screaming. sarabi: simba what's wrong? simba: (sobbing) you guys didn't do did you? mufasa comes into the den.

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I, Dacien - Chapter Two - Investiture

"pardon me," said ruus. "yes," said cresphontes. "suppose ianthos succeeds. how, then, do we deal with whoever _is_ training ninja? now and then?" "for now, as we are," said cresphontes. "for then, we will take thought.

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Another Impossible Trick

“i beg your pardon?! her name is -” “and i don’t think i like fatima. i will have to think of a new name for you.” “you insolent -” “fuckslut, shut her up for a moment.”

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I LIKE IT RAW!!!!!!

He asks "beg pardon?" i ask "do you love me?" he asks again " i sit and think it over a moment "i mean yeah, your my best friend" i say "no, dip-shit i mean literally, do you literally love me?" danny asks.

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Princess and the Dragon 8

"pardon m'lord, but i'm not familiar with the situation, all i know is that we are letting these bandits stay here with us, when we should be fighting them.

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Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 2.1 Doen

"pardon?" i didn't quite get what he was hinting at. "do you have him anoint your 'holy water sprinkler' or does he prefer to fill you with his 'holy spirit'?" lord rust's second question made me realize he was jesting at my expense.

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Through the Looking Glass: Penance: Chapter 14

"you really were pardoned by the emperor." "it's true," replied tai lung, looking over in the direction of the imperial palace. "oh, you're safe!" cried miles, jumping onto tai lung unexpectedly. "you're okay!"

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Scars Chapter Eleven

pardon. a nice man. unlike your partners." she leaned over to glare at them. “i doubt they would have much use for something like it anyways." norton shook his head. “it's not as though i actually did the work to help you."

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The Gym's Sweat-Rag 1

"pardon - mmmph!" he didn't even have a chance to say 'pardon me' before time seemed to slow. a pair of massive, spandex-covered orbs came swinging for his face, but it was too late to dodge or even slow down.

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The Dragon's Tales, Pt. I

Sorry, again, pardon the laughter. i am simply trying not to arouse myself overmuch as i convey the story to you. anyway, the thief caught on sooner than most, and when i told him to lick my slit he listened.

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