Darwin's Legacy 4 - The Power of Attraction

In winter we have peeing contests. we give prizes for distance, longest flow and best picture in the snow. now what is wrong?" darwin had collapsed on the grass in a fit of laughter. "peeing contests?"

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CPT Obmeyer: Ch. 14

Everything mama and papa built together is going to rot and fall apart because of a pissing contest between bureaucrats. what a world you live in.

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A Glimmer of Light in the Void:Chapter 6

In the end i just decided watch the innocent game evolve into a heated pissing contest when both remaining players simultaneously took off their kiddy gloves.

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Breaking The Line Draft 1, CH 29

“glad to know war truly can’t stop the pissing contests,” i said as i sat. “couple of things before we get to the reason for this meeting.” i located the shrew on the screen and picked the name from max’s mind. “erotas, how is your family faring?

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Soaktober 2023 (Kinktober Watersports Edition) Week 2

“if you're gonna have a pissing contest, then have a _literal_ pissing contest," said the corgi. “you decide who goes first." “i'll do it." the akita stepped up, straddling the smaller dog and lifting his leg. “you sure about this?

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Sneak Peek - Surpassing Further

“you little guys have fun with your pissing contest.” mark waived them off with just is fingers, his arms occupied. “i’m going show these amateurs what a real party beast can do!”

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Predation. Chapter Seven.

"what my sister is trying to eloquently say, is that they were holding a pissing contest with us. not you. they wanted to see if they could win you over where it looked like we failed." liam shrugged a shoulder. "it's a predator thing.

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001 War Of The Kingdoms: A New Princess Steps Forward

Or do we have to continue acting like immature men and have this pissing contest?" she sat down on one of the backless seats and smiled. peach glared at her. "you'll not hold that tone with me, you slimy reptile." wendy's smile disappeared.

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Azure Bloodlust - Chapter 1: The Elemancer's Game

Later quarrels between shanty's barons never escalated beyond monetary pissing contests, where peers in begrudged armistice outdid one another by spending their criminally begotten wealth on increasingly profligate ventures.

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Snow Dawgs. Chapter Eleven.

No more of this pissing contest for once between us. we both were going through shit. there was no denying that. how was i supposed to help him if he didn’t at least tell me what the fuck was going on? wait, did i want to help him…?

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Living The Dream

Meetings, meetings, interdepartmental pissing contests, a major client pulling a huge contract without any explanation thus causing the usual round of the management blame game... bleh. well, whatever. i'm _home_ now... with all that entails.

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Chaser: Chapter Six

"let the pissing contest begin." i couldn't help grinning--but then another knock at the door made me twitch. "don't get up," shakira said, standing. "remember, you need to stay off that leg."

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