New Found Flesh
And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats _-Napoleon XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!"_ * * * Based on Von Kreiger's "New Found Form" * * * She woke up in a small room. The girl...
Shifties: Rising
Cause hey kid You got the heart without the ache Pretentious thieves Have you believe it's theirs to take **-Dead Sara, "Weatherman"** Helmutt Einsbach, when he was in the military, had been trained to resist interrogation. Bamboo under the...
Burned on the Fourth of July
I know who I am, but who are you? You're not looking like you used to **-No Doubt, "Sunday Morning"** Monty stepped through the gate out of his yard, to find a middle-aged Hispanic man warming up a grill. "How are you not hot?" he said, and...
Hermpires: A Fistful of Bridget
Bridget figured he should find help. Perhaps the police, or medical attention. Perhaps they'd give him a nice cup of tea. He was certainly sore, though that was fading quickly. Too, quickly, in fact. He had been hurt before, fighting, and the bruises...
Experiment Log 11234.5478
11234.5478.mtx Location 06.54 Experiment 11234.5478 Senior Researcher 02316.2 HYPOTHESIS Artifact may have some effects on the mental stability of Test Subject. Artifact may attempt to use his mind and body to [REDACTED]. ...
Artifact 401211.312
The events here related occur on a campus of a prestigious California university, on a somewhat temperate spring day. The chief subject is Professor Lovitz, who is currently traversing a corridor on the way to his lecture. Observe the ease of his walk,...
Experiment 11236.5578
11236.5578.mtx Location 06.47 Experiment 11236.5578 Senior Researcher 02316.2 HYPOTHESIS \*\*\*ERROR 371.45\*\*\* MATERIAL RESOURCES Rsh 02316.2, redesignated TS 02316.2 \*\*\*ATTACHMENT\*\*\* Name: Dr. Alex Tergin ...
The Meat (Movie Parody)
_Oh no, we both know More trouble's gonna find us If we're all alone_ **-Kimbra's "Come into My Head"** "I can't believe he how much toxic waste there was!" FBI agent Sally Ashburn said as she entered the bar. "Yeah, but it blew up real...
Pacific Swim
_Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season_ **-Kansas, "Wayward Son"** Wilmington Drake was hiding from monsters in a bush. It was a nice bush, he admitted. Very tropical. You didn't get bushes like that in North...
Objective
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. -Elias Canetti +++++ The secretary was used to hysterical clients, but even she was put off by the being screaming down the line at her. "Yes, I understand. No, she can't diagnose...
Control
Many things you fear have been in place for years. -Dilated Peoples, "Back Again" +++++ Dervish Loint had been in many, many cells before. Usually voluntarily; you got into the \*oddest\* places when you're the sole member of a guerrilla campaign...
Bethany Feels 'Horse'
Maybe if I act like that That guy will call me back --Pink's "Stupid Girls" Bethany opened her eyes. She was staring at a heating vent. She blinked. Raising her head, she winced. Lying with your head on the back of the couch--instead of...