Victernus - Chapter 20

All they know are tests, statistics, and that they have to wake up at five in the morning and go to sleep before eight at night - but then that reminds me that you don't even have days here!" namara took a step forward and promised, "i will..."

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Interesting Times

That's a statistic." "you just made that up." the dog stuck his tongue out at him. "seventy nine percent of all statistics are made up on the--" paul ducked down to avoid the white board eraser his boyfriend tossed his way. "don't stay too late."

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Polaroid: Ejaculated!

Below the keyboard he finds a printout hanging there: **ejaculator 2000 feedback report** donator id: 432169, returning program run: canine.ej2 -vulpine tubes to collect: 3 subject statistics: pre-sperm volume: 3.0 ml sperm-rich

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Reaper: Hades - Snakebite

**statistics - total 22** **strength - 8 -** _"hulk smash!"_ **agility - 3 -** _"in the race between the tortoise and the hare, you're the tortoise and you better wish the story goes the way it's written.

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End of the World as We Know It

"not much, rabu, just going to statistics." "oh, that's good. heh, sorry about having to leave so abruptly this morning." "oh, no, i understand, no need to apologize."

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Coming to Terms: Chapter 6

“well you know statistically," bryan started but this time dreo was the one to cut in, interrupting him. “one out of ten individuals identify as l,g,b,t,q,u,i, or a. yep.

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How to Use Console Commands - Chapter 9

Focusing his vision on it, he brought up all its statistics. it was currently a level 10 unique sword with average statistics and the single skill assigned to it.

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How to Use Console Commands - Chapter 7

With each statistic he listed off, he could feel the shocked expressions of party and the dread that was creeping into their minds.

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Awkward Mutt

Mary hadn't made it to class yet; she must have been stuck in statistics longer than usual today. sasha was sitting down already, giving me nasty looks. i continue to scan the room after i have situated myself in my seat-desk. 

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Fox Story: Costs of Sponsorship

Look at all the statistics. 65% of prostitutes are vixens, 57% of teenage pregnancies are vixen mothers, 88% of all 'rape' victims are vixens -" "those are disputable!" "eh, by a couple of percentage points." the dragon shrugged.

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Decontamination Day

The 4,000 or so people who would die today wouldn't be just faceless statistics. they were real people, they had names and families and dreams, and wild senses of humor and favorite movies.

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