Visitor of Unreasonable Size
Of course, with such absurd size came equally absurd weight. the moment she appeared the ground itself buckled beneath her paws.
Casting Call
The contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline. there's also a little stealth pun near the middle that i hadn't intended to write, but laughed when i realized it.
Heraclitan Bird-Songs
By savage river hid from land absurd, it made its rest in thorny nest believing rewards of love were never its achieving; deservèd of the judgement for its word.
Praenomen & Painted Door
This piece took an absurd amount of time to produce, breaking my previous record by ... a lot. i think i'm most proud of this one. goodness.
Transported To Another World Now I Must Rebuild My Harem 3
Aware that the man was holding back, if for no other reason than because his absurd stats could break her hips if he did not.
Joining the Rodeo
In other words there's going to be a catalogue of absurd shiz flowing in for a while as i work to spark the drive i need to complete supernova. sorry it's taking so long but i just felt like my ideas for it were inadequate.
Vassalized Earth: Resistance
The situation was so absurd, i almost felt like laughing, but then things have always been a little absurd since the invasion. without breaking the silence, the woman grabbed a chair and planted it in front of me.
Of St. George
Humans depicted dragons as hoarders of treasure -- but for the omari kirata, this was also not true; in fact, the kind-hearted dragons found the notion absurd and deeply distressing; thus, they slipped into the human economy - like, well, humans
Warrior's Blood, Chapter 1: The Ruin
"but it's so absurd i don't even know if i should bother saying it." "more absurd than a dinosaur living in medieval times?" "fair enough. there's no way to be sure, but... i think this is a dragon."
Chapter 17
I looked away, feeling absurd. that day we hunted and took down what i knew was a moose. it was the most fun i had had in a very long time.
Digiherm Evolution
But as they fall, they also become aware of something different, something absurd within the absurd. takato and rika notice strange distortions, unlike those which are typically seen during the transition into the digital world.
Human and Horse, Joined of Course!
From absurdly empty to fuller than i had ever been in a mere second, i felt like she was trying to turn me inside out as she churned my intestines with her gargantuan rod.