After a Wild Night.
"Ghost c'mon, we're gonna be late sweetheart." The blue furred foxor lay crashed on the couch, an empty green bottle lay on the floor by his hand. "God dammit Ghost if we're late again I swear to the Gods your sleeping alone for the rest of the...
Hitsuji
"yeah, (hic)" she answered, but hitsuji knew the answer by her drunken voice. "... katie, why did you drink all the wine?" he asked very politely. "i-don-know," she then took a drink from a flask. "katie? do you have beer too?"
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To . . .
After Steve slammed his eighteenth Steel Reserve 211, he stumbled into his Algebra II class, where the pupils and Mrs. Stern had been practicing their exponentials. Steve liked to drink Steel Reserve 211. Steve liked to drink Steel Reserve 211 all...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 2/3 (in honor of AW451)
_So the half-blind, half-deaf teacher then looked over at this students and said, "Alright, class...today, we're going talk about binomials." Then a random student asked, "Teacher-bitch, what are binomials? Is that when two bisexual gnomes are getting...
New kid on the job (1)
Ooo fenrir had brought with him the drunken student of his to his apartment, where he planned on spending the night. his student, of course, would not object in the morning. he had to make what he intends on doing faster than expected.
The Towel Boy - Drunken Regrets
"oh no," michael flopped back and buried his head underneath the pillow, trying to hide from the shame of drunkenly hitting on the straight bloke next to him, "i'm a slutty drunk." "it's fine," the dingo said, rubbing the sooking keplie's back.
A drunken life pt.1
(a drunken life) pt.1 - a poem of pity... to the full...
Of Drunken Kobolds and Shy Dragonites
"Hi, bigbig dragonthing..." Sekis hissed out to the dragonite sitting beside him on the couch. "Sekis, you've been here all night?" Beryl replied to his friend's sudden greeting. Sekis nodded quickly, the 4' purple kobold grinning into his mug. He...
Some Serious Drunken Fun
Some serious drunken fun by gruffy 2016 \* this serious commission is for [![avatar?user=200527&character=0&clevel=2](https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/avatar?
Chapter Twelve - Drunken Betrayal
About an hour or so later... "Okay, what the hell were all of those things? I've never seen a Pokémon like them before!" Electra said as she hopped up onto one of the beds, turning around and sitting down on it. "Actually I was able to make out a...
life with a dragon drunken shenanigans
I wake up in a daze with a painful headache and an unpleasant smell in the air. "Bout time you came to. You've been out cold for about three hours! Not to mention the fact that you threw up in the bathroom sink" Sarven says behind me. "Ugh. What...
A Night Of Wild Drunken Sex
He goes to lang as the older man looks at jason and drunkenly cheered "hey mate! how have you being?" "you know him?" the bartender asked. "yeah, i apologise about his drunken behaviour. he had too many drinks tonight" jason explained.