[drawings of illuminati symbols]
**-- september 12th--**
what's the one thing geckos and flower have in common?
they feel better sitting in the sun!
that's wasn't a joke, i just moved the table over to the window. time for photosynthesis.
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"you managed to get quite a collection of that old porn from the illuminati private stock."
"oh yeah! it was the only thing that kept my balls drained before i got david." woden replied.
"hey is that all i'm good for? being a ball drainer."
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And the illuminati had had that quality bred into them for millennia." my master continued. "we're still going through their records and are appalled by what we're continuing to learn about them.
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Yes, it is kinda illuminati status, but it's for the best ultimately. i mean, c'mon, you know you like a good top. hehe, double entendre.
the lecture continues on, but i tune out.
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Showing the two together symbolizes forgiveness - illuminati confirmed!"
karla pranced around the dining room table. "anyhow, aimee and rama, here, will fish our butts out of the ocean. so i'll leave them my yacht.
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Might even be freaking blacklisted at this point by some fur illuminati for all i know... well, let's just say that with a little magic and long-winded dedication and work, we managed to do something really, really bad.
no not the dirty sex kind.
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It had also contained much data about a secret un army, the plot to hide the remains of aliens that had crashed landed in a desert, how a group called "the illuminati" were taking over the world, but none of those were important to him at the moment
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Well, uh, these kind of groups probably stem weird beliefs in stuff like 'esoteric' society, the illuminati, the skulls group; dumb stuff like that. it's just goofy crap that people take too seriously.
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"and then the illuminati are going to barge in and put chemicals in the water that turn all of our frogs gay."
"they're not frogs! they're . . ." the elevator bumped to a halt and the door began to slide open, still only on floor 27 of 32.
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