The First Time

As pongo heard the lingering silence, he thought the st. bernard had left. he let out a sigh. "intruder, show yourself," pongo heard. he stayed put. jack, thinking he was crazy, scanned the yard.

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I am the Manager

Normally, i didn't volunteer to take over for daniel's employee's breaks but given the fact that one of his baristas quit the day before without any warning, the st. bernard somehow convinced me otherwise.

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The Lock - Early Short Story Attempt

Two legs of my flight back to state side had me shoved into a huge kennel for a st. bernard. roomy for the st. bernard, cramped for me. the major looked like he was about to say something sarcastic then stopped.

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Horsie Ride, Part 1 - Forced Entry

#1 of horsie ride a young st bernard pup is deflowered in a restroom after school. _tick...tick...tick.... brrrrrring!

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Bloody Knuckle: Old Wounds #2

Chief sat in a folding chair and knuckle sat against the side of it, and occasionally, the st bernard would let a hand free to pat knuckle's head, or rub his shoulder.

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You Dumb dog, short story by me

I was sitting on the floor of my bedroom, petting dozer my loveable boisterous st. bernard mastiff mix. he's been my best friend for nearly 8 years since i was 7 and he was just 9 weeks old.

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Bedtime Romp

The st bernard on the bed lifted his head up more and began to wag his tail, spreading loose brown and white hairs over the red-and-blue striped duvet that lay rumpled up beneath him.

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Surprises Come When You Least Want Them

I don't know how, unless if st. bernards are considered sexy now, then again i knew personally what he had between his legs was spoken about like an urban legend, thick as a beer can and eight inches long.

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Chapter 1 - Car Trouble

He knocked and the door was opened by one of the hosts of the day's party; an older, heavyset st. bernard named toby. "mutt! everything ok? did you forget something?" "my truck won't start, ok if i use your phone, toby?"

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Easter Six and the Deadly Dowsing 4

By the time that the knot was locked down, easter had used the cuff-link's enchantment to render the st. bernard into a trance. the holy place hadn't done anything to weaken that, as they had both known it wouldn't.

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Easter Six and the Deadly Dowsing 3

Dowsley asked, and the st. bernard nodded. "the church has done horrible things in the pursuit of holiness, and all i can do is try and bring it back the other way.

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Changing The Scouts

Kevin insisted, "i've heard they're the size of st. bernards, just huge." mike raised an eyebrow at him, "and who'd you hear that from?" "my cousin eddie."

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