Invasion of the Hypnosnakes! (Chapter 3)

With another firm bonk, the snake around the zebra was knocked to the ground, and dezzy scrambled to his feet.

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Outback Changes

Finally, chester began to become aware of a soft spot in the dirt, a mound of some sort, and he crawled up onto it, feeling instantly tired and out of energy from the running and a bonk on the head.

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The Urban Breeder (WIP)

There hadn't really been any plan, besides either trying to charm her to his van or failing that, bonking her on the head with something hard and carrying her over his shoulder. to him, the method didn't matter only the goal.

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Portage

A loud bonk stopped it, followed by a pair of furry paws colored like wet sand scratched with burnt wood that clamp onto the sides. "dammit!" i tried to apologize but my excitement and nerves abashed everything to a sweaty pant.

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Not Exactly as Expected

Mother's frown melted away at the spectacle the usually stoic pair of monks were making of themselves, bonking each other on the head and spinning about, still flowing through their forms flawlessly and yet finding time to make silly faces at me.

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A date with Kevin(Chapter 2)

He used the bottom of his fist to hit me on top of my head and said, "bonk." "owww-ch," i said, pouting at him as we walked. he laughed and said, "stop whining." "why would i do that," i said, "it's soo much fun."

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Purple Valentines

The third reporter was then immediately bonked on the head with the paper bat. while the second reporter wrestled to get the third off set, the first reporter took the opportunity to interject.

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Stork Inc. [Archives]

bonk! the stork staggered through the air, tongue stuck out before stopping and trilling his lip with a feathery finger and appearing generally silly.

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The Guild's Dog Part 1

The narrator, pikachu, suddenly got bonked on the head by lucario's fist, making the pikachu cry out in pain and hold his head. "what the hell are you talking about you little..." lucario said as he had heard the whole thing.

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UWF (Vore Story)

Instead, his head bonked right into her knee, jean cackling at the completely botched attempt before reaching down and plucking the squirrel right off the ground. "pfft, nice try. i could gobble you up right now, but where is the fun in that?"

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New Product (Macro Story)

In a panic, the cat quickly rinsed the rest of the shampoo out of his hair before turning the water off and stepping out of the shower, barely avoiding bonking his head on the shower curtain rail in the process.

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Breakfast Spread

Besides, the counter was at _just_the right height, and it kept him from thumping and bonking against the drawers and the oven as he pottered around getting things ready, and also the cool stone felt quite nice against hot, eager mindless meat.

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