The Mall Santa Mystery

You ever see a straight midget porn where the midget was a boy? how many girls do you think are even into 'little people'?"

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The Stallion and the Mare, parts I - 7

And so except for a young man named steve who it was claimed was a horse-whisperer, we where the only normal people on the farm: the rest of her employees where midgets. that's right: midgets.

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DPS

But no i have to look after little midgets. "because you're the best one in the force so we've picked you to do this." he told me. i sighed and got up. "what time they'll be here?" "it's around 5:00 tonight.

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Chapter Ten

It all depended on an easily irritated midget who controlled the paychecks. he left xaver to fend for himself and grabbed the telephone. after taking it into his bedroom and shutting the door, he dialed his boss's home phone number.

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Prologue to Lucky Me

You mean the little midgets in green granting wishes to those who catch them? nah. i never even seen a ghost." she wrinkled her nose, in an almost equine-like way of displeasure. "not all is as it appears, mr. horgan.

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A shity day

midget walls separated the inn like its name suggested. three slices for gods-know-what purpose. and the stench. it reeked of piss and- "greetings," a fat man stomped the hard wood.

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The Best Cure for Stress

I only write erotica and action, and you know you secretly love every waking minute of it all so don't you dare try lying to me you little midgets! yes, yes i am tired. it's 4 in the morning and i am writing a sex story.

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Junk for Joy

You'd think some furs would want to keep their legs shut after they lost a few of the little fuck midgets.

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The Pleasures of Servitude

You want midgets in clownsuits teabagging eachother while fighting to the death with cubs dipped in hot fondue? i'll write it.** **get in touch - i write fast, i write good, i write lots.** i wrote this entire thing in about 4 hours of off-and-on work.

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New Year's Party

"i told you to get rid of that fucking thing, i ain't about to waste my life with some little midget running around my house and chasing off my women." "emily is not a thing, she is your daughter, and i'm glad she never met you."

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A Day Well Spent

"and suspenders to midgets. still, it's a good business. i get to meet lots of interesting people. some of them tell me about stuff, too.

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OR: RaiRaijin's Kobolds

- **goblins** , kobolds and these midget greenskins share a mutual hatred for one another, partially because goblins single out the draconic lowlings for horrible mutative experiments that have a high chance of failure by leaving kobolds deformed.

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