Events of an Uneventful Freshman Year: You Belong With Me

"those idiots are going to waiting for a while," brutus said loudly enough for everyone to hear, "i'd rather have dog fur in my popcorn than acne scabs."

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As Seen On TV!

I could see the start of acne appearing on my face. i would probably be covered in it before too long. i wasn't looking forward to going through puberty backwards.

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Mega Sized Military Might

The tiny jet pilot from the texas air national guard, an older pilot in his thirties with residual acne and black hair in a crew cut says over his radio as he banks hard to the left to turn around "listen denver center.

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A Spark - Midnight Secret

He reached out blindly and fumbled on the shower shelf until his hand found the rough pad he used to wash his face - a holdover from the harsh cleaning he'd used to clear out his acne in his high school days.

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Walk a Mile: A Friend's Fantasy

Plain features, acne scars, dishwater blonde hair, and a figure like a beanpole. originally jenny had been the attractive one, with her raven black hair and mocha skin, and ever so slightly less of a beanpole build.

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Everyday Life - 2 - Scholarly Schooling

Some kid with really dark glasses and bad acne asked. "very good, kevin! when we're talking about ourselves, we're talking about us." he said as if it were a great revelation.

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Availix

Everything from acne, emotional issues, prostate swelling, sleep apnea, decreases in testicle size, and increases in red blood cells are all problems of heightened testosterone counts.

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So You Want to be a Superhero? A My Life is Super Fanfic

His ear pulled back and morphed into pure white bone and grew into long horns while smaller ones the size of fingers erupted from his jawline like terrible acne.

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The Man You Are Looking For

The perpetual acne is a bit of a nuisance, but that's the price you pay i suppose. and your dick doesn't get hard anymore, not that it ever could get out of your gunt anyway.

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Submerged

All i can see are the jeering acne-marked faces and the sly looks of girls who knew they were better than me when i stepped into class in the middle of the junior year of highschool. it's not that i could blame them.

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Acceptance

No more acne, so that's great. i don't get twenty hard-ons a day, so that frees up a lot of time. not going to go bald once i hit forty, that's good too. but number one? orgasms. definitely the orgasms."

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Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 2 Royally Screwed

They are completely innocent and they haven't started breaking out with acne or facial hair. i think that's why he kills them, he's taken their innocence and their beauty and after that the only thing they have worth taking is their lives.

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