The Otter Fixer-Upper
So, funny story... turns out i accidentally gave you a huge dose of aphrodisiac tea earlier. no wonder you're feeling all hot and bothered! i'm so sorry, but i promise i'll help you get through this. i'm sending my personal 'fixer' jasper to your place.
Chapter Seven (Todd)
"funny story. the hospital i was born at was a quarter of a mile away from my house at the time. it was just something on my mom's mind at that moment." "ok." shut up, todd!
Hello, Nurse (An Animaniacs Jeeves Prompt, posted with permission)
funny story, i actually had a three-way with roger and his wife too. they're into some kinky stuff. they had me take this eraser, and start rubbing out body parts until they were just wiggling torsos for me to ride or stuff toys in.
The Glass Dragon
The girl listened raptly, something laughing at a funny story, or her eyes would grow big in amazement when she heard how mabel had found one buried in a box of old rubbish, or for an amazing 25 cents at a garage sale.
Heartbeat Passage - Chapter 5
"maybe i'll call your parents back - i'm sure they have some more funny stories about you." he grinned, stepping back as her head shot up. "should i do that celeste? how cute_ were_ you as a foal?
WOLVES MIST - Chapter 4(.4)
Snow started telling chris all the funny stories he could recall from training and between them and the ale, they were laughing well into the night.
Portal Panties: Long Distance Amoosement
It's a funny story, actually. he used to bully me back when we were little. then all of a sudden one day his mom made him apologize and forced him to be my friend. he fucking hated me.
Flea Market Find - Human
Did i just want to stare at it, leave it in my collection, and have a funny story with proof? or….
The Interpol Files: Beware, the Shaman
You know, funny story, i was walking here on a quest to spread the word of the wise shaman granite-" "what, his name's granite?" interupted wilson, while khumalo tried to hold back a laugh at how crazy the bird before them was.
The Human Species Ch. 73 - Strongest Battler Blaziken
"h-hey, f-funny story..." lucario stammered through the splitting headache, "... d'you know i'm actually ethan? that means i've already beaten both you and that psychotic asshole you refer to as 'master'..."
Commission: To See Beyond Today
"you know, funny story. i had the weirdest moment of dejavu while i sat down. i mean, it happens to me all the time, but this was... potent." he coughed nervously, then looked at his drink.
The Key (Ch, 5)
It is the privilege of every good parent to embarrass their cubs with funny stories from their youth, baby pictures, and maybe a family secret or two!" "mama!" lily smiled, loving how warm and welcoming renato's family had been.