Comfort Zone: Ch.3
I must say, i never knew of anybody that made puns from such a serious tail." the professor was puffing his muzzle trying to contain his laughter at the pun" matt could only smile, "wow that was pretty good. captain's tail is an amazing book.
Observations on biological responses to Human-Minotaur symbiosis
The larger (pardon the pun) effect of minotaur's _close contact_ is biological and hormonal. minotaur semen when introduced to the human male anal cavity starts taking control of the human biology immediately.
Dog City: Laying Low
Edits: slate, darkdragon452, vendetta, sillyneko345, thefunkyone, shiv-kun note: the original show has **at least** this many puns. not even kidding. check it out on youtube. let me know what you think! :d -tempo
Party Animals
Their inside joke had mostly gone over bw's head however, passing it off as another of their plentiful pun jokes.
Rock Lane Tavern
Not much to this; it was intended to be a picture through words, and a way to flesh out myself as a rat (no pun intended). musty with the smell of smoke and spilled beer, the bar is lit primarily by the orange-red fluorescents in the windows.
Knot Your Average Elevator Story
And somehow, amid post-coital puns and intertwined tails, i knew that these silly moments were just as important as the heated ones. "thirty minutes will fly by," i whispered, resting my head against hers. "with you?
A Tale of Two Giants
Okay sorry, no more puns. eventually there came a point where it was inevitable that a certain amount of collateral damage would happen. despite his best efforts, this record store was coming down around him!
Lets Embrace My Deer Vore story Commision
In between wincing at the delivery and the jolt of adrenaline from such a powerful voice she decided she couldn't take it anymore, not another pun, not another delightful whisper into her brown tuffed ears.
Laundry Night (latex clothing TG)
He was pawing at it, too frantic to appreciate the pun, but it turned out rubber on rubber wasn't very effective. and then everything went black. he could still move his hands, his feet, his tail, but he couldn't _breathe_ - and then he could.
Crossex - Fuck the Multiverse - Chapter 1
# **Chapter 1** ## **A Multiverse Fucked** _Infirmary_ _Castle Angelo_ _The Hub City_ _4 Months after the Crossover_ _“… expected more.”_ A distant, yet familiar voice. It echoed. Every word bounced back and forth in Cody’s...
Pussy-whipped [script]
@unregisteredcat and i had a conversation recently about ballbusting cat puns, and one thing led to another, and here's the sexy result.
Croxymoronology Idiotus Hummus
Strange is life is strange. Blithe fart crypt. Profusely blood farting cry mage. Intoxicated labyrinthine ghoul'd rumpled gluteus maximus proxima superbia. Hath gallows path finding foreigner. Vivaldi grosso elite labia returnello. Bovine oxivus...