I Love the Water
...i'm sorry, i can't help enjoying puns. a... oh my. look at _you_, presenting yourself like that. such a slutty dragoness. what did i ever do to deserve you, my beauty? come here... let's fuck.
Fighting Fursecution: Entry 2 - - - Prolouge
It was a new age of man pun intended._ _we were collectively known to the public as "furries", and merged our way back into society after our transformations were fully complete.
Espeon X Glaceon
pun intended." "it was" i agree, kissing you passionately, suddenly feeling tired from the earth shattering orgasm i had, slowly but surely nodding off.
Extra College Credit
He laughed too much for his own pun, and i decided to silence him by stuffing my half-hard dick into his muzzle. \* becker was gay, there was no mistaking it.
choose your own erotic Pokemon story 7
Excitement. as take your trusty penknife (never leave home without one :p) you cut brasa bounds. while you're cutting away at brasa bounds you think about what to call the recent noctowl you've captured. you decide to call him hoodini because besides the obvious pun
The Cemetery of Livestone
The bulk of the employees here spent hours in the desert sun dressed fully in the wild west costumes and surrounded by the kitchy theming of modern convieniences obscured by grey wooden paneling and pun naming.
Haz gets some head.
[it's a request, not saying ya'll 'suck', pardon the pun]. so, first: this document contains yiff, or sex, between a female, and a male. if you are over 18, watch the keyboard, if you are under 18, go elsewhere... or, just read, your call.
On the way to the mines.
- it feels good, makes me feel in touch with myself, no pun - i answered, grasping my dickie between my thumb and index finger, squeezing the tip of the foreskin and rubbing it.
Tentacle Attack
(no pun intended). when it finally reached his prostate, it made sure to bump against it, please it, and torture it as much as possible.
Tragic Life Part 4....
"make me your bitch" end of part four "cuming {pun intended} soon part five"
The Tears You Knew You'd Cry
So please just bare with me and i promise the good stuff will cum (pun intended) soon!! \<33 asher
My College Story Ch 4
Michael said.that name struck a bell in my head no pun intended but i couldn't put my finger on it. "so you're the one they keep taking about." christian said. "that i am, nice to meet you." adrian said "same goes to you. so you want to fight me?"