top 10 rules to being popular on sofurry
See comedy gold 3.well you can upload storysssss buttttttt you have to use a 300$ program in order to look good 2.your art program must consist of -not being free (100$ or more) -being really good at the program -it will take you forever to make a furry
Five Nights at Furries
I think i'll tell a joke instead. ahem... how does madonna have sex?... like a virgin. hahahaha. funny, right? you'll get to hear more of those jokes later. let's face it, these jokes are never at a tail end for me hahaha. get it? tail end?
Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
Why not tell or retell those old and worn jokes from a story-tellers pov? in other words, take one or more of your favorite or least desired jokes and turn it into a real story.
You know you'r furry if...
#13.you've actually growled in frustration out loud in public. #14.you've actually growled while having sex and/or bitten your partner. #.15you just thought of your last rp because your mate lives in a different state/country.
Poison Joke
She was comfy as well, and set her head down, resting... wondering if she touched the poison joke, would she grow giant?
Preaching to a Bear
Here's one such tale that you might want to save up for a good party joke.
A Different Kind of Training - Part 10
"hopefully unavailable," she said jokingly. "i hate how the new system forces gyms to be overseen by official referees. i remember that a while ago it was a system of honor where the gym leaders were trusted to be solely in charge of their gym.
Fate's Joke
Perhaps this was fate's idea of a joke, a single guy falling asleep the moment he's home, listening to such a song as this. _whatever_, he shrugged.
It was only a joke..
#1 of it was only a joke it would seem that patience is a virtue.. jake, as usual was in trouble. now for a 19 year old boy living with his parents that wouldn't be too much of a shock, however how he go into trouble is the real surprise.
Coyote Fools Day
Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right? look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.
And it all started as a little joke
Also when i talk about someones 'slit' i mean the slit in which opens to let the cock out.
Voodoo is not a joke, kids
Only then did scott seem to remember that he was pressed for time, as evident by a sudden pop of realization in his eyes. "oh shit that's right i'm in a hurry! later robby, great job at today's game!"