Perry The Platypus & Dennis The Rabbit

cootie patootie, you came ba- wait, how did you ring the doorbell...? oh who cares, you came home to momma! oh that's so sweet! did you miss me? did you miss me boy?!" perry was wide eyed. cootie patootie- er, dennis... he was back..

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The Plan

"you don't still think girls have cooties, do you?" martin sighed and rolled his eyes. "no, i don't think girls have cooties. i'm not a baby. they're just all so... ugh!" "seriously?

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1st Grade Was Metal! (based on a true story)

I was no ladies-man, a complete gentleman, and a firm believer in cooties to this day, but i was clingy when anybody showed interest in being my friend, because i didn't have any real friends.

Cyber & Lucky: First Day of School

, or will he kiss a girl and get cooties? after putting his shorts on, cy ran over to grab his backpack and went downstairs to the dining room where he saw his mom drinking coffee and watching the news.

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Links Chapter 3 ... Clean

They had all sorts of fun, making fun on girls with cooties and arguing about who had the longest tail. slowly the arguments shifted from who had the longest tail to who had the prettiest eyes, who had the best smell, who was the best kisser.

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The Rift 5: The Coming Storm by AnonEmis

"it was gross though, kissing and stuff; don't you get cooties?" he made a face, sticking his tongue out. han chuckled, lightly tapping the leafeon's head with his open palm. "heh, don't worry lee, we got our cootie shots." "that's good.

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Cyber & Lucky: First Day of School Part 2

![width=](https://inkbunny.net///files/full/262/262391_LittleMissFortunes_thebanesofpopularity.png) First Day Of School Part 2 "Oh My God! This is boring as Fuck!" Cyber said to himself, while copying notes in Social Studies notebook. He was...

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Westbridge Heights: Donovans Tale. Part One: Troubling Thoughts and Real Revelations

He never went out of his way to speak to him, but he was his lab partner and had chosen to be so after vicky chase, a cheerleader, had refused to, telling the teacher that donovan was gay and she didn't want to get ‘fag cooties', just to stick up for me

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Creamed Cherries Club 1 - Grade School Girlfriend

The boys my age all think girls have cooties! i don't even know what a cootie is, do you?" scott laughed, as he spotted a park bench in the shade of an old weeping willow tree.

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Last-Minute Gift

cooties," he giggled. "your name is desmond," he said during his vigorous humps, "right?" "yeh-yes," desmond gasped. "please, stop." the red panda ground desmond against the wall. "stop griping, this is primo dick you're getting.

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Chance's Encounters. Chapter Kindergarten

Chance offered him a lick but the wolf just knocked it out of his paws saying he didn't want to get cat cooties. chance looking down at the fallen ice cram with large tear laden eyes. and that's when jasper threw the first punch.

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Links Chapter 3... Adult

They had all sorts of fun, making fun on girls with cooties and arguing about who had the longest tail. slowly the arguments shifted from who had the longest tail to who had the prettiest eyes, who had the best smell, who was the best kisser.

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