The voice of reason - Ch 8 - Confess...
Is this all some kind of a fucking joke to you, nic?!' 'no! of course not! it's just that...' 'that what?!' it stayed silent for a moment... how the hell could was i able to persuade him to get back in and talk with us...? and to talk with her...?
Snuffed Sister
What a fucking joke." his little bitch-sister was actually dead. just like that. he couldn't help but laugh. all high and horny, yet kicking at the first nick of a cock. and hoooly fuck, she was a tight little twat.
Delta Academy: The Dildo
"chaz and his fucking jokes," dylan said irritably as he squeezed the cock in his hand feeling the give of it. how firm it was the weight in his hand so very firm and smooth. smoother than his own cock when he jacked off.
Cold Skin, Hot Scales: Chapter 2
I’d even make a sex joke, but i’m so, so tired. this stuff erodes my sanity on the daily. it’s always been like this but for some reason… it feels even more unbearable since i’ve discovered another way to live.
A Third Irrational Experiment
Eventually, he pulled his hand away from her crotch, picking up the controlled again, “…wanted to make a sex joke about methyltransferases, but was completely blanking on how to make a punchline.”
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 22
"stop treating this like it's a fucking joke!!!" "it is a fucking joke, you idiot!" i responded just as loudly. "it's the biggest joke someone's ever played on you!" it seemed that kyla had heard enough.
Hypnovember - Day 16: Power Reversal
He knew what that cheeky smile said: you're fucking joking but i'm gonna play along. it was the smile he put on whenever someone tried to fool him. "well, you haven't given me one of those yet," the wolf mentioned.
Little Drummer Dog (12)
"please tell me that you are fucking joking sam that is one of the most difficult songs to get right" my steely stare tells my rottweiler that i am indeed not joking around.
A Life in College: A Friendly Wager, Part 1
"oh, sex jokes!" i exclaimed. "that's so original man!" "i know!" anji threw up his paws. "sometimes it just comes to me." "oh what would i do without you and your jokes," i shook my head, and held up my paws.
Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive
No, i'm not fucking joking. the reason she thought she was unattractive is because people said that everything about her body was ugly all the time, and that is beyond fucking bullshit.
Satyr Skull (coda)
"are you fucking joking? yeah, there are no reasonable explanations and then i have conclusive and extremely visible evidence that _magic exists_." tanner thought for a second, mind kicking over and actually spinning to life this time.
Fertilizing the Hero
Is that a fucking joke?" sam's jaw dropped as he looked at those skills. nowhere had he heard about a hero of fertility. and it… made sense as he looked at what those skills were. they were not skills that would make him able to breed anyone.