"the carrot" was, however, a euphemism based on the "carrot and stick" approach to training.
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I knew what "hanging out" was a euphemism for, and i hesitated for a moment. the dynamic between people changes when they're fucking, and people notice. mark knew i was gay, but it'd be awkward if i was sleeping with one of his close buddies.
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"is that a euphemism?"
"maybe ... "
"you can do better. say something ... naughtier."
field blinked. "like what?"
"use your imagination."
field was flummoxed, trying to think of something to say. 'naughty' wasn't in his wheelhouse.
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gift baskets, of course, turned out to be a euphemism. a euphemism, it turned out, for twenty 'basket' piles of pure firepower that were pointed at the wall of windows and the doors of the meeting room.
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"no i meant as a euphemism".
"oh you mean mating! apologies" said the unicorn "yes of course, but you must get them prepped in a certain way or something"
"are you a farmer?" asked the tiger suspiciously
the unicorn looked insulted.
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I've been thinking of a good euphemism for these babies for weeks! i was stuck on marshmallows..." she said as she gazed down at her tits, pushing her shoulder together to puff them out more. she seemed enraptured, as if making a new discovery.
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Most women he met preferred to dance around the subject, using metaphors and euphemisms that ranged from the reasonable, to the tasteless. "well," he began, "i think that would be a suitable use of our time."
"a suitable use of our time?"
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Most women he met preferred to dance around the subject, using metaphors and euphemisms that ranged from the reasonable, to the tasteless. "well," he began, "i think that would be a suitable use of our time."
"a suitable use of our time?"
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There are a lot of things," the turtle-crab had euphemized. "you do a lot of good, you know." the poet had scoffed. "sure i do." the journalist had hated the way she'd dismissed things like that. "i know you mean it. i just think you're wrong."
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The euphemism made me laugh. he's liked double entendre almost as much as birds.
i tried to play along.
Anal, Badger, basilisk
What's that, a euphemism for wine or something?"
another shake of the head. "no, the power is granted through your father and the initiates. and seed means seed."
denton nodded, and then his eyes went wide. "what?" he yelled.
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Cool euphemism." he chuckled, offering the other flying creature a thumbs up.
"thanks. i've discovered a thesaurus. did you know it's not a dinosaur?" dasher smiled.
"......yes." rudolph said quietly.
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