Meet Your Hero: Contempt of the Familiar
“you're fucking joking." witchlight leaps back, dodging the spray of shrapnel. “ **bitchlight** , where are you?!" cataclysm howls. “bitchlight, seriously?" the mage droops. “not very creative." mighty horn adds. “shut up!"
Wayne and Ash, Chapter 1
“you were about to make an ass-fucking joke, weren't you?” ash crossed her arms “yeah,” he shrugged, “but i couldn't come up with a clever enough one.” “hmm, some writer you are,” she smirked. “it's been a long day.”
A Quest For Freedom, Finale
"my balls are swollen up so bad that i can barely walk, my ass is sore from being pounded out by a bunch of strangers, and **you** seem to think this is all some kind of big fucking joke!"
Tequila Bunrise
Because this factory is a fucking joke, dale!" the cab driver turned his head at that outburst, but quickly went back to his driving duties. "dude, they don't even have a calibrated micrometer, what the fuck do you want me to do?"
A Lead Crown Contribution: Foul Attitude
Faula found there to be nothing funny about making sex jokes nonstop, and the few times he actually wasn't talking about sex he was running his mouth about something else that the wolf didn't care to hear.
Chapter 1: Snow
The scorching look tells me she doesn't buy my subtle sex joke and she does that girly stand that girls do, you know the one? where they fold their arms and bend one leg slightly? yeah she did that one. "i love you?" i squeak.
Lumberjacked
Not even married for a whole year, what a fucking joke. he should've known better than to rush into things, but they were both young and stupid, and now, they were paying the price.
Monster under the bed
"is this some kind of fucking joke?" the pink snow leopardess growled, looking around for any cameras that might be recording her getting punked. suddenly the "too good to be true" price for the apartment started to make sense. "no no, no joke.
Cutie Academy - Chapter 2 "The Bakery"
Best bud in the world... what a fucking joke. i know it's just him playing the role, but knowing it was indirectly directed at me makes me cringe. "oh cool! you got 2 free movie tickets! which movie do you want to go see?"
We two: Dramatic kingdom pt.2/2 (The start of the aftermath)
"yeah he's not feeling to well after being strangled......so what, you're butch......shut up, he's smaller than you, jay was going really rough on him....you can be such an insensitive bitch you know.....you better be fucking joking too, it was serious stuff
5 nights of wet nightmares Night 2
The girl's ears perk up foxy looks devastated "you have to be fucking joking!" mangle looks disappointed "sorry foxy are times up we have to go" foxy looks like she's about to cry "but....but....i need it!"
Levi and Jack
Lunch passed in a flurry of sex jokes and flirting between mike and sherry, finally proceeding into the two just making out at the table while jack and tony devolving into fits of laughter.