Equestrian Heat Wave. Chapter One: It's Estrus season, Anonymous!
With a sigh, you turn around, and see the derpy mail mare, who is, just like a few other ponies, givin' you them ooooooool' bed room eyes, well. eye. her other bedroom eye is looking slightly to your right.
A Dash of Rainbow
derpy hooves had knocked her straight out of the air and sent her plummeting to what could most definitely be considered certain death.
From Bud to Bloom
Just as derpy hooves was about to fly back up to the moving trailer, she and fluttershy looked my way. "oh, hello! you're just in time to try it out!" derpy said as she placed the clipboard in the satchel hanging from her shoulder.
Doloroso Despertar
derpy y pinkie pie se acercan, y gritan entusiasmadas ¡a qué hemos venido! todos los ponis de fondo gritan ¡a divertirnos! en ese momento una pony unicornio desconocida hasta por pinkie pie toma la palabra.
Sweet Deals
Are you derpy hooves?" "yup! i'm derpy! is it my eyes that threw you off? those are just an on and off thing. i'm not always wall-eyed."
La nouvelle vie a Equestria: un nouveau depart
» au moment que le pilote parler derpy hooves discutais avec rainbow dash dans le ciel, le pilote voyant c'est 2 pégase donna un grand coup sur le manche a balai pour les éviter. l'avion fit un décrochage et deviens hors de contrôle.
Toxic Love
She paused in the doorway upon finding derpy standing by my bedside. "oh? hello, derpy. are you visiting too?"
LAFF Pups Episode 2: Sparks of Friendship
"they are the muscles that make you able to bend your arms and legs under all that blue and white fur so without them you couldn't pull a sled, you derpy husky," replied aniro.
Just Once: The First Morning
Then they said their vows, kissed, and albus woke up to a symphony of sizzling pancakes, his own heavy breathing and joyful sobbing, and a very derpy-looking brown talking (but not upright) kitten meowing.
Between Rainbows and Butterflies
Slowly, derpy crawled out of the coop and stood up. i was frozen with nervousness. what was she going to do? suddenly, derpy smiled at me and spoke, "i like chickens too!"
Once a Year
"hey, derpy! glad you could make it!" i spoke before hugging her tightly. derpy giggled as she threw her forelegs around me, "sorry that i didn't get here when the party started.
Walkies
It contains m/m romance and doggy derpiness. :3 **walkies** the beach was more than just sand and water. it was the sounds of children shrieking with laughter as they raced between islands of resting parents.