Neoteny is Monotony

April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...

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Lost It

I guess i'm just nuts, huh?" "i'll reserve judgement.but, we still need to get to how you got here."she looked reassuringly at me.

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Smithy

Striding over to the tied-up buffalo, he grabbed the naked prisoner by the nuts, and gave them a sharp tug, making the big bovine grunt. "hmm. pretty big, nice and firm."

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A Collection of Lowblows

He kicked me in the nuts! in the... right in the nuts! awwww that's not fair! how... dare you! i'd have beat you... if you didn't cheat!" "well it sucks to be you haha!

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Dangle....

"eat the ruptured nut, but wake him first. i want this one to feel it as you play with him." joel said flatly.

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A Painful Challenge

Every girl in the kickball sisterhood's about to see you get kicked in the nuts." sally turned away again, grinning to herself. "challenge completed."

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Nutcracker Season - Part One

My nuts. my nuuuuts!" "it will be, when your buddy sees you crying about your dumb nuts." rebecca grinned down at him, nudging the little fox with her foot.

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NC 11: Ruining the Challenge

One wants to go through no nut november, the other is determined to break him before the month ends for his own good. november challenge story i did for myself.

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Dare Ya

The nuts inside swelled and she swirled her tongue around them, before reluctantly letting them fall into a paw. she dipped her fingers into the oil, coating the head and shaft well, stroking it to make sure it was well lubed.

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A lesson for Doctors in No Nut November

No nut november...what a dreadful challenge it was. what had started s just a small joke on the internet spread to be seen as almost a tradition to some while others simply partook for the "glory" of making it through, no matter how painful it was.

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No Nut Challenge: Day One

#1 of no nut challenge bringing my otter swift back again this time as the pred for a second person story in which he has you help him with a no nut challenge for the month in a special way.

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