The Grease With The Golden Spring Onion

He was telling me how they had a pig and a labrador in the," he ran the edge of his hand across his throat, the code for 'guillotine' just as 'curator' equalled 'executioner'.

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Bastille Day

No, the ignored and poverty-stricken masses of france had marched on to bastille day on that 14th of july, just ten days after the thirteenth birthday of america and a horrifying new invention, le guillotine had morbidly claimed its bloody prize, the

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That Darn Dragon!

They marched off to bastille day and le guillotine claimed her bloody prize. the french got their independence. any more questions?" "i guess you told me before and i didn't hear you then." "no more questions why.

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Alex at the Processing Center

He watched while justin strapped gladstone into a guillotine, face up, gave the stallion a slow, luxurious handjob with lots of lube, and dropped the blade just as gladstone started to spurt. alex was happy for gladstone, but beheadings were boring.

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A Pirate's Life (( Part 1 ))

Where would you go if you were a murderer freshly dodging the guillotine?" bruce looked thoughtful, then smiled. "damned, yer smarter than ya look. so yer goin' rumor surfin' in terrencefork? damned smart, that is.

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A Step Further…

After a moment the light disappeared and the sword was blocked by a guillotine sword held by what looked like a white d-mon. "nice try, but not good enough.

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Night Ch. 1

You kids go home before you're under the guillotine!" i yelled, the harpoon steadily pointed straight at the taller of them. "who do you think you are, princess anya or something? who are you to scold us with those dreadful nightrobes on?"

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Ren Vs Vee (Not Quite a Commission)

He eagerly embraced her - only not with the comforting hug of a lover, but the breath-stealing guillotine choke of a foe. "got you already," he said, his voice a husky growl. "you must like getting manhandled.

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Section II

Watching it close shut was like watching the guillotine fall onto my neck. as i felt my air supply being cut off, i clutched my neck, seeking to find what was choking me. i felt nothing, despite feeling what seemed like a fiber wire around my throat.

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burning passion

"beat him to the punch kopesh use agility and guillotine!!" hunter called as a rain of energy blasts closed in on the bug pokémon. kopesh simply disappeared drawing a gasp from the watching crowd.

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A Delicious Reminder

Red pressed a button to pull out his mini guillotine, and as he strapped her in he turned the camera back on and asked her "so, what made you think fighting me was a good idea?

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Death's Blood Ch. Twenty-Nine: Conflicting Resonances

I rely on gravity to bring the blade down like the guillotine of which it reminds me, colliding with both his sabre and cane. he pushes it back upward with the cane, and manages to grapple it with the spike. i swiftly turn to his side.

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